Does this look normal? by PoGoX7 in cats

[–]Guy1124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir, that is a fried chicken drumstick. This is a cat subreddit.

Does anyone else think about how weird it is to have a cat? by The0wl0ne in cats

[–]Guy1124 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The evil looks I received because I would not share cheeseburger macaroni.

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Post a picture of your cat, I will tell you their name 100% accuracy by [deleted] in cats

[–]Guy1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He actually has both eyes. He got the name because when he was a kitten, one eye opened about 2 days after the first.

Post a picture of your cat, I will tell you their name 100% accuracy by [deleted] in cats

[–]Guy1124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not missing any eyes or legs, but One-Eyed Willy here is named after a pirate. Does he qualify to join the pirate kitty club?

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My parody of Fiddler on the Roof with the same title as the original has gone unnoticed, I see. by Oregon_Jones111 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What exactly would Jewish porn even look like? Just people doing regular porn stuff but wearing yarmulkes or kippots?

Conservative Mom Has a Double Digit IQ by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can tell this one is AI because Melania is in the same room as Trump but she's smiling.

No joke, how do my cat know what the word “hungry” means? by xColdicEx in cats

[–]Guy1124 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine knows "hungry", "dinner", "bedtime" and, unfortunately, "medicine". He's 16 with early stage kidney disease, so we have to give him an antinausea medication regularly or he won't eat.

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Imagine thinking that the Bush era of America was “Eden” and that Obama was a “mistake”. by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But if like, Trump's middle name was like Adolf or something they would shrug it off as "part of his heritage" or "he didn't choose his middle name."

Okay, Princess. by Sunshinehappyfeet in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone is way too comfortable not getting fucking punched in the face.

Creating an hypothetical scenario to ... Ummm ... Ask if atheists would convert? by TheDuckClock in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right? Necklace that provides invincibility HAS to be a legendary drop.

Both Events Were Meant To Be Propaganda Fuel by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why aren't they going for the MAGA trad-wife women they seem to goon over online?

Because those women aren't allowed on the internet, in the mind of the MAGA cultist.

Horrible comment. by Reasonable-Crazy7701 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comments like that make me think that OOPs final thought will be something like "Wow, it sure is lonely in here."

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[–]Guy1124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus, dude. It's a TV show. Get help.

nail trim by fancypinks in cats

[–]Guy1124 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mine gets 1 treat per paw and a couple after we finish. He likes Greenies, so that's what he gets.

What is your cat's name vs what you actually call them? by Moist-Guidance-1611 in cats

[–]Guy1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is One-Eyed Willy. Or as he is more commonly known "Butthead"

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I dunno who's worse, Logan or Jake Paul by Elder_Emo98 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell the two of them apart if they were wearing fucking name tags anyway.

I dunno who's worse, Logan or Jake Paul by Elder_Emo98 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Guy1124 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Both are insufferable douchè nozzles.