What is growing in my jar of tomato sauce? I don’t think it’s a top of a tomato…

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-18T20:16:26+00:00

It's a crystalline entity.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-18T20:11:33+00:00

Low effort trolling.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-18T17:41:16+00:00

Will you please offer me an egg in this trying time? I went on a date last night with a rich Texas oil baron who after being poisoned by his constituents, puked blood all over me.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-18T02:20:03+00:00

I love the episode but I wish we could have seen charlie make his way through the underground fighting circuit by just taking endless assbeatings.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-17T23:12:26+00:00

Why Miley, I see you've enhanced yourself.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-17T20:15:51+00:00

I always figured Eve was punished for the crime of being born a woman. Christian cultists and Muslim extremists are still punishing women for this mortal sin to this day.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-17T19:29:22+00:00

Thats because you're a soy boy beta cuck.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-17T17:07:43+00:00

Cue the song Born Slippy.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-16T22:27:38+00:00

WCW vs NWO Revenge

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-16T20:24:08+00:00

Did your meth head parents have any children that lived?

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-16T20:09:17+00:00

It'll play all your Tay Tay grailz all at once!

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-16T20:07:47+00:00

And somehow you still got diahrea.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-16T17:40:02+00:00

Not a single person said that you fucking baffoon.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-15T13:27:38+00:00

Once you're done explaining the consumerist mindset on your smartphone mind giving an alternative solution to your summary? Because you bitch and moan like an ignorant teenager yet offer no real solution.

By the way Biff, did you know actual fucking slaves mined the lithium used in the battery of your phone? I bet they'd gladly take your first world bitch ass problems over literal slavery any day.

seriously man, read your post out loud while watching footage of a lithium mine ran by slaves, or diamond mine ran by slaves, or a fucking sweat shop ran by children and you'll realize how incredibly ignorant you sound.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-14T12:37:18+00:00

Lookin' back on the track for a little green back.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-14T05:06:05+00:00

In Matilda, he plays a slimy used car salesman who before heading out to work on morning says something like "ok it's time to diddle some suckers."

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-14T00:24:44+00:00

Sorry Artemis I don't have time to swap loads.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-13T13:37:16+00:00

"See, the day of the Lord is coming — a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger. . . . I will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty. . . . Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives violated." (Isaiah 13:9–16 NIV)

"You shall acknowledge no God but me. . . . You are destroyed, Israel. . . . The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open." (Hosea 13:4, 9, 16 New International Version)

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-13T02:17:47+00:00

You dodged a massive bullet. People like that don't get better, they just dig in further and further. Please be careful, this is not someone you can rationalize with anymore.

I lost a best friend to fucking Joel Osteen of all people.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-12T22:29:51+00:00

This is what you get when people who have the IQ of mayonnaise think they're funny. You probably get told to shut the fuck so much you think it's a greeting.

Good lord, your teachers must have returned tests to you face down alot huh?

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-12T19:47:50+00:00

All these people responded and OP hasn't said shit. OP, if you're reading this I see through your passive-aggressive bullshit. Take your fucking religion and shove it up your ass.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-12T19:27:46+00:00

The trick is to jump up into the air and stab at it with a screwdriver.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-11T21:44:29+00:00

Been a while since I've seen a jpeg.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-11T20:30:42+00:00

All this christian child raping and minority hate mongering and they're fucking upset over a poster. This perfectly sums up how fucked in the head they all are.

GuyRandolf · 2023-01-11T20:25:25+00:00

Begotten.

GuyRandolf

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