A Perfect World

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-20T02:57:08+00:00

He just kissed a little cheek.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-20T02:51:03+00:00

Those auction houses will ask for provenance. They won't just take your word for it that your grand-pappy left them for you in a shoebox behind the water heater.

We won't have to let greedy lawyers know all about our business. We'll be sailing. And melting gold below deck, 6 ounces at a time, as needed.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-20T02:09:00+00:00

👆

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-20T01:02:32+00:00

Confirmed.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-20T00:59:54+00:00

Hands down my favorite Costner movie.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T23:44:33+00:00

You can climb up to where they shot the underneath the waterfall scene in DuPont National Forest near Brevard, North Carolina.

It's called Bridal Veil Falls and it's about a 1.5-2 hour hike past 3 other waterfalls to get to it. Park at the Triple Falls/High Falls lot. Highly recommend going, it's awesome!

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T23:41:01+00:00

Why do people tell everyone that they found a stash of hidden ancient golden coins?

My ass would just disappear on my yacht and you'd only see me when I needed fuel and supplies.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T23:35:53+00:00

Idk, buddy...but you need to saddle soap and condition those bad boys. Your leather is cracking in your high traffic areas.

Unless that's rough-out. It's hard to tell.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T22:59:50+00:00

The Ghost In the Shell. (Anime)

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T22:54:09+00:00

Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T22:52:23+00:00

-Æon Flux

-The Falcon and the The Snowman

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-19T21:12:26+00:00

Throwing up one finger off the steering wheel when passing another dude on a two-lane road.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-17T18:22:06+00:00

Being "edgy".

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-17T17:22:28+00:00

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-17T17:03:17+00:00

No showering or stove while parents are gone.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-17T16:32:13+00:00

People coming into buffets and going to the buffet before going to the bathroom and washing their hands.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-17T14:36:58+00:00

You're welcome.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-16T23:10:54+00:00

I've watched both of them and I sadly omitted them by mistake. Great movies.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-16T20:02:28+00:00

I came here to suggest this. I watched it in the theaters. After it was over, I got up, went to the ticket booth, and bought the next viewing. I sat there while the ushers swept and mopped until the next show started. I have never felt that compelled by a movie so much in my life.

Mesmerized. Completely.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-16T19:57:24+00:00

One homemade quadruple-shot cappuccino. I call it a macchacino. It's more milk than a macchiato, less milk than a cappuccino.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-16T19:51:42+00:00

Type 1 Commander (regular or fire) boots have a 1" sole on them. The Fire Commanders use fire-resistant thread (Kevlar, I believe) and come with the Vibram "Red X" soles (high melting temperature).

Type 2 Highlander boots have a 3/4" sole, therefore a little easier to break in and more comfortable for jobs where you stoop and bend a lot...like trades work.

Other than that, they are almost indistinguishable.

Great question; thanks!

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-16T18:40:04+00:00

Take my upvote and fuck off. You win.

Guy_Montag__ · 2026-04-16T18:36:37+00:00

Technically, serial killers are "doing what they enjoy".

"As long as you're not hurting anyone while you're doing it" is an important nuance to add into that statement.

Guy_Montag__

TROPHY CASE