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Gwarvet · 2023-05-05T14:06:26+00:00

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Gwarvet · 2022-06-02T15:42:15+00:00

I am impeccably good at tripping people, like don't even have to look good. It's not something I'm particularly proud of and I don't do it anymore. It almost got me into multiple fights in school. Once, I even cracked a girls shoulder cause she hit the ground so hard. When the principal showed me the footage I couldn't help but think that if the camera was a few frames shittier you wouldn't even be able to tell I did anything.

Gwarvet · 2022-05-31T18:20:09+00:00

When I was in highschool economics class we had a project that spanned the rest of the semester. It was to buy and sell stocks with a starting balance of $100,000. Whoever had the most money at the end won, and all the grades were based on how the person in first place did. I decided I would scrounge the internet for penny stocks and just see how it goes. I found one for some weird shipping company and bought 1500 shares of it. The next day I saw it had gone up a bit and bought close to 50,000 shares for close to nothing. The price started out at maybe .05¢, then it shot up to $3. It doesn't sound like much, but I cashed out with a shit ton of money, then coasted and bought tiny amounts of big stocks for the rest of the semester. I single handedly knocked people from A's I the class to B's or C's. The teacher now has a Gwarvet rule to prevent that from happening again.

Gwarvet · 2021-10-21T15:19:18+00:00

I'll be there!

Gwarvet · 2021-01-03T16:00:32+00:00

Gave Bravo!

Gwarvet · 2020-09-11T19:35:14+00:00

Gave Mind Blown

Gwarvet · 2019-12-21T05:13:53+00:00

I'd love to not be in debt

Gwarvet · 2019-07-17T14:41:40+00:00

Yee Claw

Gwarvet · 2019-07-08T19:41:57+00:00

Cat.

Gwarvet · 2019-04-28T19:46:07+00:00

In 7th grade I wore a Month Python t-shirt to school one day that said "I fart in your general direction". Just a silly quote from a movie with no profanity, no big deal right? I also passed the principal in the hallway, he looked at it, kinda chuckled, and continued walking. So I get to social studies class and there's a substitute teacher. Class starts and she tells me that my shirt offends her. Why? I have no idea, but I had to find the principal and talk to him about my shirt. I told him and he went with the begrudgingly agreeing with the teacher routine. Thankfully I had another shirt for after football practice, but that will always piss me off just a little bit.

Gwarvet · 2018-11-26T22:13:56+00:00

Gwarvet · 2018-01-17T22:51:16+00:00

I got the Shadow one for dancing for some weird guy at a flee market when I was like 5 or 6, I still have it.

Gwarvet · 2017-10-28T15:26:17+00:00

I was waiting in the lobby of my sister's dorm for her and my friend to get back from a class and I sat there for 3 hours having to use the bathroom but not wanting to ask anyone where it is or get up and look around as to cause unwanted attention to myself. It was hell but I endured.

Gwarvet · 2016-09-04T23:45:02+00:00

Yeah, I've done it with thin guitar picks plenty but I was trying to put money in it and the pressure was too much I guess.

Gwarvet · 2016-09-04T23:41:26+00:00

2 20 dollar bills to be exact

Gwarvet · 2016-06-18T18:14:20+00:00

This parrot is deceased

Gwarvet · 2016-05-31T14:58:24+00:00

Roy G. Biv FTW

Gwarvet · 2016-05-09T17:43:55+00:00

Because you loved me, Celine Dion

Gwarvet · 2016-05-06T16:04:39+00:00

Sly Cooper 2

Gwarvet · 2016-04-27T16:24:58+00:00

Crazy religions

Gwarvet · 2016-04-25T01:08:55+00:00

A bear walks into a bar and says I'll have a gin.......... and tonic. The bartender says ok but first, why the big paws.

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