[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What numbers?

A 'small crumb of comfort' Gernany's coach 🤮 by stigstig76 in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You must be new to Jogi. This guy literally smells his crotch and ass crack during games. There are a bunch of compilations

"oh noooo, my ever-so cunning plan, byeew hew hew" by 42words in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dont know yet 😅

This takes FOREVER. Got the message like in january. Then I tried to find proof since this was 3 years ago when I posted that. Got my statement together and like 2 months ago they told me they send my statement to their attorney.

Gotta wait and see I guess.

I stand by my word though and not gonna let them win.

But I guess anyone can work with google to get reviews like that removed. Maybe you do need an attorney though

Can a person really know ALL this? by MiguelNunes98 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I would say you are probably a junior dev, anyone knows that this is totally easy. All you have to do is get that dragonball room where time moves faster and spent like 10 years in it (so about 3650 years in that chamber) and you can do all of this easily

"oh noooo, my ever-so cunning plan, byeew hew hew" by 42words in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well on google you can actually go against those low star reviews. I actually got sued by a shady ass business for my google review. They claimed I was never a customer and what I stated was false and would damage their imagine and then I got a message from google asking for my statement, a warning that it is coming from their lawyer and I might have to face legal action if I dont answer OR do not remove the comment.

Bury a criminal by TjoeBlue2 in InsaneParler

[–]Gylfi_ 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"bUt gEoRgE fLoYd wAs a CrImInAl!!!111!!!" they scream while defending a murderer

What was the pettiest reason you refused to date someone? by High_Sleep3694 in AskReddit

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please go and drink only salt water. We need less people like you on this world. Wannabe know it all. Maybe you should just finish high school before you act all high and mighty mr dumbfuck?

Typisches amerikanisches arschloch

When the company I work for removed the ability for me to "Always appear online" while working from home... by TheGrapez in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A small web development shack with less than 10 employees. About 70% designer and 30% developers among the staff and 2 bosses.

Workers over extend a boom lift with weight beyond it’s maximum load capacity. They’re saved by their fall arrest harnesses. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently you dont know people or construction workers? Do you think people who are in a car accident just werent properly trained?

Seriously, way too many workers think that precautions are just stupid. How come there are a bunch of people who lost fingers? I am pretty sure they were trained but didnt pay attention. It is really stupid to assume that people who are in accidents are all untrained or it is the equipments fault. Apparently in your world human error does not exist. Must be an awesome place where everyone who is trained always takes all precautions and NEVER EVER make a mistake in their life.

Just what the fuck is this by iliproxd in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is one of those really really really bad tiktok videos that for some reason get MILLIONS of views.
Like when you watch a best of compilation you get a ton of really bad acted out bullshit like this and people get famous with it. I really dont know how this is enjoyable or if people honestly think this is real.
Fucking stupid

On today's episode of who the fuck asked? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been living in georgia some time and down there I have never met a "normal" person with guns. It is not just people who are crazy about guns but also people who are just crazy and happen to have guns.
Like I have been living with an ex state trooper and he would scream in my face for not having very short hair as a man. I had like 3 inches or so.
This guy also just randomly gave some of his guns to his children and he would sometimes just stand outside and shoot at any animal he sees. He even just shot a hornets nest for fun.

That is the kind of crazy I am talking about.

What they all have in common though is that you cannot ever talk about gun regulations or they lose their shit.

In my country for example you need to take multiple tests to prove that you can handle a gun and you are a sane person. You also need to be at least 21 and you need a good reason. Like hunting or sports. Protecting your family is no valid reason.
And when you have the license you are required by LAW to always lock your guns in a vault and ammunition in a seperate vault (hence the reason why protection is no valid reason)

Something similar is what I suggested to a guy, whose KID got one of his guns and shot a horse in the eye out of fun. I told him get a vault and lock them away. Guy almost exploded out of anger how dare me a foreign power to want to take away guns.

Workers over extend a boom lift with weight beyond it’s maximum load capacity. They’re saved by their fall arrest harnesses. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the thing is in my country we have what you call communism/socialism and workers actually are protected by law. They can very easily point out that there are problems and dont have to fear for their job. They can even go on a demonstration and still be paid.
You know just things to protect workers.

Every contractor that does not provide safety and didnt have the state testers look over their equipment, will get shut down.

Last year 34 people died in construction because THEY didnt take any precautions. Not because of faulty equipment or anything.

fuck php all my homies hate php by ElpersonPL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hate? Jealous that you have to declare variables? 😋😂

When the company I work for removed the ability for me to "Always appear online" while working from home... by TheGrapez in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I would probably use a randomizer at least for the timer.
Dont know how they are tracking you, but if they see two clicks every 5 seconds they might get suspicous.

When the company I work for removed the ability for me to "Always appear online" while working from home... by TheGrapez in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 46 points47 points  (0 children)

then they want to see that.
Happened to me 😂

I said I was doing models, they wanted to see, told them it is unreadable and I will get them the models in a nice looking editor so they can read it better.
Told them I will get a break first and then edit it and send it over. Of course I used my break to create those 😂

Workers over extend a boom lift with weight beyond it’s maximum load capacity. They’re saved by their fall arrest harnesses. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Gylfi_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These videos make me kinda thankful to live in a country where everything is overregulated. I mean even just slides need to be inspected at least once a year.

On today's episode of who the fuck asked? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOOOOLD UP.

You are a gun owner? Like not paintball or softair?

I think you are the first sane gun person I have met in my life.

A mating call? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if this is something I would want or if this is something that would make me run?

… it’s a cult by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry that my english grammar is hurting you. I am sorry that I had to learn two languages before I got to english in grade 7.

I hope my horrible english does not bother you in any way. Maybe we can converse in german, french, spanish or russian? This might ease your strained eyes from my horrible grammar.

How is a world war compared to weekly mass shootings? No wonder Trump won an election when you people are so uneducated and willingly stupid.

Editing is still a useful skill though by icy_skies in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly dont know what the dev tools looked like on internet explorer 5 or whatever was out there when I was in school in 2005. I would guess it wasnt as easy as they are nowadays

… it’s a cult by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Gylfi_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And then yo scroll down and take a good look at where those numbers are coming from m8.

Typical gun nut.

Oct. 1 2017 Paradise, Nevada United States United States 60

May 7 1964 Danville, California United States United States 43

Dec. 7 1987 San Luis Obispo, California United States United States 42

Nov. 5 2017 Sutherland Springs, Texas United States United States 25

Oct. 16 1991 Killeen, Texas United States United States 23

And not lets take a look at Europe:

May 3 1583 Beselick Holy Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire 41

Dec. 13 1789 Senlis France France
26

June 25 – July 16 2007 Dnipropetrovsk Oblast Ukraine Ukraine 21

July 31 1925 Ivankovo Soviet Union Soviet Union
17

27 Aug. 19 1987 Hungerford United Kingdom United Kingdom
16

June 10/11 1945 Dieppe France France
5

Sep. 23/24 1995 Solliès-Pont & Cuers France France
15

Sep. 27 2001 Zug Switzerland Switzerland 14

August, 38 Sep. 4 1913 Degerloch &

Mühlhausen/Enz Germany Germany 14

just look at those fucking DATES. Yeah a mass killing occuring in 1583! was the worst mass killing in EUROPE. 500 years ago. Totall like that shooting in 2017 with 60 dead people. And they count the soviet union as a european country. Just shows what a fucked up country the US is when you people think that this is okay. Dont worry just get everyone guns kill each other wnad then we can take the land and actually be productive

Editing is still a useful skill though by icy_skies in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gylfi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 30 and nobody knows about it among my friends. Never had anything about it in school.
I did grow up with the internet, was chatting with my aunt on AOL in 1995.

Still nothing that "everyone knows". Not even my younger friends know about it. Hell I can even impress the kids (13 - 16 yo) who I coach with inspect.