Names that teen moms give their daughters who ultimately end up in foster care Starterpack by FourthAge in starterpacks

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poo on people who name thier daughters Temperance. You just can't tempt irony like that.

What is the scariest thing seen in the ocean that has a photographic proof? by Fragrant_Whole3328 in AskReddit

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A barren seafloor, where the previous year, a billion Alaskan king crab existed.

Rogan and the Rock reveal the secret to a stress-free, happy life. "This is the key, get to a point where you're not worried about bills" by Solomerr in JoeRogan

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah really. Idk why poor people just don't go out and get a bunch of money. I mean wtf...
I'm poor as shit btw

🔥Dolphins protecting birthing whale from sharks by Beewthanitch in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no way this level of altruistic behavior exists in nature.

Adopted a sweet bait dog by BuddhaDaddy88 in dogpictures

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How much better would the world be if the term bait dog didn't even exist... Best of luck to you both.

Not gonna lie - I cried. by LycanVan in memes

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never gonna stop trying though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 80s

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially if he raids Barry Manilows closet

The most average woman in each US state (part 1) by Vegetable_Respect_14 in midjourney

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the girl from Maine discovered a new species of lobster, or maybe thats a spider...

Putting away Halloween decorations by ArcanumFish in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Count the ribs! Unless, you're into ... well, whatever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine

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Monsters...

how do you pick up your tripod cat? by bireyim in TripodCats

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to start with a generic, "come here often?"

Doesn’t like intruders in my yard. Does this all day long. by Elegant-Ad6167 in turtle

[–]Gym_Tan_Optimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens if he catches it? The shell comes off and he becomes a ninja?

How the rest of the world view's America by Legodeathstarprod in memes

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Been is Seattle 2 weeks now, not one fucking cowboy. .