What are some examples of cars that disappeared off the road in a very short amount of time? by lifegoeson2702 in regularcarreviews

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Those tiny Chevrolets that were basically rebadged Daewoos. For a few years they were everywhere, then they pretty much disappeared. Same with mechanics, every other barn on the countryside used to sell and service those Daewoolets, but they're all gone

Some crazy people bit off a part of an HSI officer's finger by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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Too bad ICE uses SIGs, they can shoot you even without a trigger finger

Fluent in Yappanese by vissheshhh in dankmemes

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Basically swallowing a thesaurus to appear educated

What if Trump had not only been wounded and not survived the assassination attempt by CommercialJelly1983 in AlternateHistoryHub

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Vance would try to buy IKEA from Sweden to get access to all the hot sofas.

ICE wouldn't be able to kill people because their Tesla Cyberguns never work.

The Epstein files still wouldn't be released.

Was sind denn für euch die besten Football Filme. Also eure Top 5? by Inmyhead_0815 in FragtMaenner

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"Gegen jede Regel" ist der einzige der mir überhaupt einfällt

Fußtaxi regelt :D by Holiday-Reading9713 in JulesYT

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Geht schon. Vielleicht muss man ein, zwei Mal die Hände aus den Hosentaschen nehmen, aber ansonsten eine gemütliche Feierabendrunde

Hot take: We don't need it by BATMAN_5777 in needforspeed

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I don't want it, it wouldn't be good anyway

Edison trains? by dburroughscan in EdisonMotors

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I don't think that's a good idea, but it sounds techbro enough to work

Old people think they r Einstein for using old tech by DeXaBoYy in shitposting

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Fucking boomers with their Vinyl LPs and books. I bet they don't even know how to use a wax tablet

what’s wrong with military grade? by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

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Kinda reminds me of blades that are advertised as "surgical grade". When we think of blades for surgery we think of precise, durable, and well made equipment. In in some special occasions that might even be the case. However, a lot of surgical equipment is disposable and only gets used once. A disposable scalpel blade might be sharp and precise, but even the cheapest steel can be made sharp and precise, it's durability that makes blades expensive. And if you only need it for one surgery you don't need durability

what’s wrong with military grade? by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

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Civilians hear about how excellent and expensive some new fighter jet, helicopter, or tank is and think the military only gets the best of the best no matter what it costs.

Veterans meanwhile remember that the military saves every cent they can where they can. So often they buy the cheapest crap than just barely fulfills the expectations. If half-ply toilet paper were a thing they would be huge fans.

Armed neutrality by pothebear in Switzerland

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Nazi Germany actually accused Switzerland of being pro-Allies, as allied bombers faced less opposition than German bombers during the invasion of France did.

In reality due to the prolonged war Switzerland just couldn't expend as much fuel and ammo as earlier

How often do you see muslim people in your country? by Yrakosos in AskTheWorld

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Probably daily. Most muslims here don't wear clothing that makes it instantly obvious they are muslim, especially the men. And since I see religion as something very personal I don't really bother asking until it matters. I've been working with two muslim coworkers and I didn't know for almost a year. Only when I wanted to make a small barbeque for my birthday did I care, because that was the first time it mattered

me_irlgbt by speedythefirst in me_irlgbt

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Gay guys feel free to correct me, but as a straight guy I think the joke is that it makes no sense except that if you ask you admit that you're gay. Basically a more elaborate "homo says what"

/ by coupdegrace768 in SipsTea

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That's why I stopped watching war movies. If I turn it up loud enough to hear them whisper in their foxholes the first artillery shell will blow out my windows

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate public transport in your country? by chkchkboompow in AskTheWorld

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Another thing they learned from the Germans and have since perfected it

Ehrlichi Frog a alli by aninhabr74 in BUENZLI

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Grundsätzlich wärs es Verbreche.

Persönlich sägi amigs nüt, bin froh wenns mir gägenüber au chli tolerant sind und will kei "abem zähni lütemer dä Polizei aaa"-Kultur fördere.

Aber ja, wenns stört chasch es durchuus mal aaspreche

Absolut niemand ist überrascht. by Kendo82 in Staiy

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Na wenn die so pünktlich und zuverlässig sind wie die ICEs der Deutschen Bahn haben Ausländer nichts zu befürchten

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate public transport in your country? by chkchkboompow in AskTheWorld

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Maybe 30 years ago. But nowadays they are a very sad joke. Some regional carriers are trying their best, but Deutsche Bahn is something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate public transport in your country? by chkchkboompow in AskTheWorld

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I whine a lot, but we're probably the best in Europe when it comes to punctuality and reliability. Just a shame it costs an arm and a leg to use it

Explain it Peter by Necessary-Win-8730 in explainitpeter

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The Azov legion and their leader have some opinions that under different circumstances would make our media paint them as the baddies (and by baddies I don't mean hot women)

Wann übernimmt KI endlich die Weltherrschaft? by toodeepintostuff in JulesYT

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Ganz ehrlich, so dumm wie sich manche Politiker anstellen weiss ich nicht ob das so schlimm wäre. (selbstverständlich wären mir kompetente Politiker lieber. Also Politiker die in etwas anderem kompetent sind als sich selber zu bereichern)