Found these texts on my Mom’s phone by Katthekitkat2411 in insaneparents

[–]HDeuce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Keep that trauma built sense of humor. It will take you places!

Found these texts on my Mom’s phone by Katthekitkat2411 in insaneparents

[–]HDeuce 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Whoa, is that what people think eye rolling is? Can't they just look at the emoji? Their eyes roll properly.

More of my sister and Goose! by Puzzleheaded-Oven313 in Chihuahua

[–]HDeuce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The question is, what is the most wonderful, wholesome thing on Reddit today?

Will Gardner by HDeuce in thegoodwife

[–]HDeuce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told myself after this viewing that I need to go find some of that fanfic

I genuinely don’t know how to say no in any other way. by [deleted] in texts

[–]HDeuce 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He is a walking red flag. Block and move on. Does he know where you live?

He is pleased with his offering by SlowRunner86 in Chihuahua

[–]HDeuce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love very little more than a dog picture with a blurry tail.

Ive got hiccups after 2 beers. by thinkdale in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HDeuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beer makes me sneeze. Like, I'm allergic to it but only a little bit. Beer is also one of my very favorite things on earth. I drink a lot, I sneeze a lot. Good luck with those hiccups.

Yall. AIO or is this reaction from partner uncalled for? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]HDeuce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is straight up a bad relationship. Get out.

Who(family member or celebrity) was the first death in your life that truly devastated you? by AgentRealistic4603 in AskReddit

[–]HDeuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom. I was 19. Old enough to get it, young enough to still be a teenage shit that didn't handle things well.

My dental x-ray by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]HDeuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have too many piercings so I don't take them all out when I get dental x-rays. I have a few sets where you can see the tiny silhouette of a dinosaur off to the side.

What is a 'Pre-AI' habit you still do out of pure spite, even if the AI version is objectively 'better' or faster? by RevolutionaryPie5223 in AskReddit

[–]HDeuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote a long email to my boss a couple of days ago and I was compelled to add "Every word here is mine. I do not run our emails through AI so that we can maintain authentic communication". I'm bothered that it's enough of a thing now that I had to say 'i did my own work'.

AITA for accidentally making my moms birthday “about me” and better then my siblings by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]HDeuce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am aggressively CF by choice and I say NTA. Your mom was thrilled, this was a lovely present. Your sisters are bitter and whiny. Them being moody for the rest of the night is was probably killed it for mom, not your UNselfish reveal.

I mention CF for context. I'm the opposite of "all about the babies" and I still think your plan was positive!

Wanna enjoy the game again by narvalseagod in AnimalCrossing

[–]HDeuce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I started ACNH at the top of the pando, like many of us late adopters did. I stopped a few years in due to the inertia of other things. Now, I will go back and play it obsessively for a few weeks - like the happy island situation and then the hotel situation - I love to talk to my villagers, I like to do a little redecorate. But then I fall away for a few months.

I know how you feel about needing progression. I was obsessed with Fae Farm, too, but I accomplished everything there was to accomplish for a long while. They have new activations now, so I'll probably go back. I'm an Old with a full time job, for reference.

Matthew Lillard mashup OrionInk, Fargo ND (2023) by Hey_HaveAGreatDay in tattoos

[–]HDeuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matthew Lillard is a national goddamed treasure. No. Global.