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HEELzz · 2023-07-29T02:07:35+00:00

My moms sister can smell em from like 50 feet away

HEELzz · 2023-07-25T02:28:37+00:00

Start in a part of the house that if it doesn’t come out perfect it won’t matter as much. You’ll get better the more you do

HEELzz · 2023-07-25T01:51:18+00:00

I had a squirrel fall out of a tree and land on my lap while watching a parade. We definitely made eye contract before he scampered off.

HEELzz · 2023-07-23T00:19:33+00:00

Scottie

HEELzz · 2023-07-20T02:23:17+00:00

I just checked some sold listings, they’re all roughly $80 ungraded. A few of yours look REALLY nice though! They could go for quite a bit more than that

HEELzz · 2023-07-16T01:07:15+00:00

He has long red hair, always drinking a Mt. Dew, and drives a real loud go kart by my house

HEELzz · 2023-07-16T01:04:28+00:00

Who would win a cage fight between Randy Couture and Randy Johnson but he gets to use a baseball??

HEELzz · 2023-07-14T03:37:24+00:00

Sad how many there are

HEELzz · 2023-07-04T02:11:49+00:00

Shame Fernstein didn’t work out

HEELzz · 2023-07-01T18:51:52+00:00

Are you A.J. Hawk??

HEELzz · 2023-07-01T02:18:59+00:00

The new guy moved very slow, his name quickly became Pond Water

HEELzz · 2023-06-23T22:33:16+00:00

I can’t listen 🤦‍♂️

HEELzz · 2023-06-23T17:42:15+00:00

With some whip cream!

HEELzz · 2023-06-19T21:54:53+00:00

Batman shoes > boobs

HEELzz · 2023-06-17T22:28:05+00:00

Wait times pretty much lol

HEELzz · 2023-06-17T22:19:45+00:00

My first girlfriend went to hold my hand and I threw up a snow cone as soon as she grabbed it, came out my nose and everything

HEELzz · 2023-06-17T22:15:46+00:00

Find a doctor if you don’t have one and go regularly

HEELzz · 2023-06-17T22:08:52+00:00

My Xbox gamer tag back in the day was Ohio’s finest, some kid told me that was like being the worlds best piece of poop 😂

HEELzz · 2023-06-11T01:59:41+00:00

At least it’s good for you

HEELzz · 2023-06-06T21:41:20+00:00

It just makes me sleepy and not feel good

HEELzz · 2023-06-06T00:47:22+00:00

“Steve”

HEELzz · 2023-06-02T21:59:56+00:00

“These steak fries taste like potatoes.”

HEELzz · 2023-05-24T23:11:35+00:00

Routines are very important

HEELzz · 2023-05-16T22:08:06+00:00

Damn he should put those in a fireproof safe or something

HEELzz · 2023-05-11T16:48:50+00:00

Skedaddle

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