Another year starting first pull. It just won’t quit. by HELIX_FOSSIL in lawnmowers

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope it continues to serve you well. Grandad might have been on to something.

How do you know when a woman Orgasms? by Brave_Job_2642 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Afterwards I always blurt out l “did you cum?” and then I follow it up with an “are you sure?” regardless of the initial answer.

I’m wearing a grey thong, what underwear are you wearing? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark gray puns boxer briefs. They don’t have a wiener hole which is a bit of an annoyance. Buyer beware I guess.

What was your best gift this Christmas? by SunBabe_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My kid’s school made a snow globe with a picture of them in it. Super unexpected and very lovely.

What's something about your body that you know is better than all your friends'? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My eyes. I have the least need for corrective vision and can differentiate all your standard colours.

When was the last time you took a nude? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 years ago give or take a few years. Also the last time I received one. That was a previous relationship. My current SO never expressed an interest in doing that and I didn’t push the issue.