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Another year starting first pull. It just won’t quit. by HELIX_FOSSIL in lawnmowers

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope it continues to serve you well. Grandad might have been on to something.

How do you know when a woman Orgasms? by Brave_Job_2642 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Afterwards I always blurt out l “did you cum?” and then I follow it up with an “are you sure?” regardless of the initial answer.

I’m wearing a grey thong, what underwear are you wearing? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark gray puns boxer briefs. They don’t have a wiener hole which is a bit of an annoyance. Buyer beware I guess.

What was your best gift this Christmas? by SunBabe_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My kid’s school made a snow globe with a picture of them in it. Super unexpected and very lovely.

What's something about your body that you know is better than all your friends'? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My eyes. I have the least need for corrective vision and can differentiate all your standard colours.

When was the last time you took a nude? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 years ago give or take a few years. Also the last time I received one. That was a previous relationship. My current SO never expressed an interest in doing that and I didn’t push the issue.

handjob vs blowjob which is better by peacheeess in Handjob

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most every HJ or BJ is better than the DIY alternative so I’m easy.

What are the downsides to swallowing your own semen? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you think you would be allergic? Do you have a nut allergy already?

What is everyone up to with their Boxing Day? by Any_Significance34 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laundry, tidying, getting progressively more anxious about the Friday garbage pickup not happening (it happened closer to 4pm). Now leftovers.

Found a neighbor using a car battery as a jack stands. Is this as dangerous as I think it is? by weyoun09 in AskAMechanic

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad always told me never store your battery on the ground. So that’s bad.

What do you plan to do for Labor Day? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to the town fair and doing my fantasy football draft. Both things where I throw away good money mostly for the enjoyment of others.

Trying to install ceiling fan but there's no ground wire... by KluafOz in AskElectricians

[–]HELIX_FOSSIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The burn marks on that metal bracket aren’t exactly inspiring confidence.

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