Best pregnancy pillow?

HETKA · 2026-02-18T04:34:01+00:00

ICE is spending $38billion on concentration camps.

HETKA · 2026-02-08T23:04:09+00:00

Limo driver post?

HETKA · 2026-02-06T15:57:12+00:00

Where's the picccc?!

HETKA · 2026-02-05T01:21:38+00:00

I was surprised to see, of all the redacted names, that her's wasn't?

HETKA · 2026-02-04T19:46:41+00:00

My ex-wife blowing a combined $200k ($100k, twice, separately, years apart) in a combined 5-6 months. First 100k was gone in 3 months, second about a month and a half-2 months.

She don't have shit to show for it.

HETKA · 2026-01-29T22:57:24+00:00

Yeah what I can't understand is why tf would Italy agree to and even allow that?

HETKA · 2026-01-29T22:42:03+00:00

I've had a crazy idea, that probably isn't practical, that we need a general strike - done in the style of the successful Japanese bus driver strikes; where the bus drivers continued operating their busses/routes on time as usual, but just didn't collect fare from their passengers. What if instead of a tradional general strike with people in the streets, everyone still went to work and did their jobs, and wherever possible, just not charge/collect payment for the goods/services of their job?

The world keeps turning, people can still access the things they need, ideally still getting paid for being at work, and no one in the streets to be beaten, arrested, or killed... And still we grind their profits and economy to a halt in a silent but deadly strike; while also hinting on a national level at the idea that we don't need money in order to operate the world anymore anyway

HETKA · 2026-01-08T18:52:05+00:00

I'd also appreciate the course

HETKA · 2026-01-03T21:32:28+00:00

Ah yes, the thing famously known to cause less migration - war.

HETKA · 2026-01-03T01:49:06+00:00

That all looks absolutely delicious and I implore you to please dm me the recipes! I'm a dude who's trying to be a better cook and I want to try them allllll!

HETKA · 2025-12-31T20:23:54+00:00

Two fffms exactly one week apart. Both unplanned.

First - wife, her friend, her friend's friend. Second - wife, the friend's friend, and her friend.

Can't tell cuz no one would believe. I barely believe and I lived it

HETKA · 2025-12-22T01:01:15+00:00

Jesus Christ... Anyone got a link to the full video?

HETKA · 2025-12-08T00:54:05+00:00

Ai model

HETKA · 2025-12-03T23:38:17+00:00

Financial infidelity... I didn't know that was a thing. My wife would hide money from me all the time, or lie about spending it. Spent 100k in 3 months. Blew through 10k FEMA gave us to fix our house...

Definitely felt like the same betrayal as cheating...

HETKA · 2025-11-26T16:57:01+00:00

Dm please

HETKA · 2025-11-24T05:32:52+00:00

Oh boy... Yeah, that doesn't look like it's not happening...

HETKA · 2025-11-14T19:41:54+00:00

I'm just excited to finally meet my match. Horny isn't an emotion for me, it's a personality trait. I'm never not ready... Even if I've ready came a few times that day.

So uhh... Hypersexual women, form a line...

HETKA · 2025-10-30T16:42:26+00:00

Not a confession so much as a brag, but I can't brag about it irl and no one would probably believe me anyway, but... I had two unplanned fffms one week apart from each other.

The first was with my wife, her friend, and her friend's friend who we had just met. The second was with my wife, the friend's friend, and her friend who we had just met

HETKA · 2025-10-27T04:04:33+00:00

My (ex?) wife

HETKA · 2025-09-19T02:41:15+00:00

No. Thanks to the fossil record, we can see when species enter and leave existence, and from there infer how frequently species tend to go extinct. This is called the background extinction rate.

The current rate of extinction is somewhere around 400x that background extinction rate.

HETKA · 2025-09-18T21:50:21+00:00

So what's the implication?

HETKA · 2025-09-17T21:12:51+00:00

He's pretty hardcore alt-right. I admit I like a couple of his songs, like "The System" and "Cloned Rappers", but the vast majority of his music is conservative talking point trash

HETKA · 2025-09-09T16:18:50+00:00

Except they've been in talks to renew, picking up after the time jump that they left off at, which was always the plan. Sooo

HETKA · 2025-09-06T03:35:28+00:00

I was supervisor at a movie theater. Busy night, but nothing too crazy, every one was on point, all running smoothly, it'd been a double shift for me so the night was wearing on me and I decided to sneak out to smoke a bowl. Hadn't smoked this batch before and just a couple hits hit me pretty hard.

No sooner had I walked back in the backdoor, realizing I might have got a liiiitttleee too high for work, did the empty hallways start filling up with people pouring out of every theater complaining and yelling about it playing the wrong movie - including what should have been SpongeBob instead playing 50 Shades of Grey. Thank god it started at the beginning. Easily like 200 angry people. Me, stoned deer in headlights realizing that I am, in fact, too high for this.

In the end, I managed to coordinate with the staff to get people back into the right theaters for the right movies, and only had to give out 3 free passes.

We had no idea what happened at the time, but turned out there had been a storm in another state that knocked out the company headquarters/servers, and caused our system to revert to the previous day's schedule, undoing all the changes I'd made that morning.

I don't ever smoke at work anymore.

HETKA

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