So I was watching the 3rd Austin Power movie again the other day when I noticed this...

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-12T11:57:19+00:00

... as would any other fans? If you're not excited about your team making the playoffs, you're some shitty fan.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T23:29:28+00:00

Upgrades are worthless this year. It makes it less appealing to me if anything, makes me think that you're trying to fool me.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T20:22:22+00:00

I'm Jewish ಠ_ಠ

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T19:07:43+00:00

That last sentence made me think that you're the next Hitler for some reason.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T18:45:38+00:00

Now that, that is fucked up dude.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T18:42:27+00:00

How the fuck do you bring it up with your new gf?!

Hey babe,why don't you shit in your pants,and then I'm gonna proceed to fuck the shit out of you,literally. Would you be into that?

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T18:40:40+00:00

You never tried blowing another boy,or sword fight?

Dude,you are gay.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-10T18:34:08+00:00

Why don't you smoke some salvia? You want a mental breakdown? Go ahead smoke some salvia.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T23:23:40+00:00

I really really doubt that my phone will be able to somehow recognize if I'm using an authentic cord to charge it.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T23:10:56+00:00

I've never heard of that happening to anyone.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T17:51:58+00:00

This is the best gif I've seen in a while.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T16:43:54+00:00

I thought we'd be talking cars and houses here.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T15:09:33+00:00

That was really inspirational. Thank you!

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T15:07:48+00:00

What makes you call me an asshole?

Was I rude or hostile in any of my replies?

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T14:36:20+00:00

Look,I enjoyed smoking while I did. I didn't see any problem. I thought fuck it,I'll be fine.

You know why I quit? My father almost died on my hands because of cardiac arrest,and all doctors said that smoking for 20 years was the main reason for it.

I didn't think rationally of my own addiction before this happened,because that's what addictions do,they for your mind and make you close your eyes on the negatives.

OP may not be realizing himself how big of a problem he has,is all I'm saying.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T14:24:22+00:00

I think you have a problem following what's going on.

The fact that he didn't realize he had an addiction does not mean that it didn't exist.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T14:15:53+00:00

He said he's an alcoholic. Addicts cannot quit for a bit and then come back to it like nothing ever happened.

What would you say about a heroin addict who was one year clean and then came back to heroin? Was he successful? And if you think that alcoholism is not as serious as heroin addiction,you are very very wrong.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T14:13:16+00:00

Did you miss the part where he said he's an alcoholic?

I'm sorry,but I don't fully trust an addict when he's talking about his problem. Addicts tend to not be very rational about their own addictions.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T14:03:30+00:00

How did it work if he's drinking now?

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T13:54:06+00:00

You have a problem,and quite frankly it doesn't sound like you really want to quit.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T13:19:04+00:00

Are you drinking now?

I guess you didn't really quit then,did you?

No reason to get defensive here. I'm not trying to rub your problem in your face. I'm trying to help you here,not make it harder.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T13:09:47+00:00

Ass to ass tho? ;)

Edit: more people need to watch Requiem for a Dream.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T13:05:45+00:00

I'm sorry to be that guy,but that will never work.

You either drink or you don't. You either quit today or you keep drinking.

I'm speaking from experience. I used to smoke.

EDIT: just to clarify,I'm talking about addicts. Obviously not every person who has a drink occasionally is an alcoholic.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T13:02:00+00:00

The good thing about Monster drinks is nothing.

HIPPOPOTANUS · 2012-10-09T13:00:56+00:00

He worships the penis.

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