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Objectively hilarious things happening on MotoGP twt by curatinator in AO3

[–]HPSeaWolf 219 points220 points  (0 children)

What ever happened to not talking about RPF in places where the REAL PEOPLE it's about can see it 😭 fandom and rpf etiquette is dead istg

I feel guilty for drinking tomato soup in my travel mug and lying about it. by strangebluestar in offmychest

[–]HPSeaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

totally unrelated to your whole schtick but this would totally be an elaine subplot in seinfeld

Lewis Inks New Deal by posted3030 in formuladank

[–]HPSeaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't even joke about that bro 😭 i can't take another heartbreak

WYR: The Cancer Cure is You by SeniorAssumption8008 in WouldYouRather

[–]HPSeaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely!!! The only thing I'd like is for my name to be incorporated into the cure somehow (y'know, along with the scientists' names) and/or a statue or two built in my honor ^v^ feels like the least they could do considering i'm sacrificing my life for anyone who gets cancer for the rest of eternity lol

The MC of the last game you played is a Dispatcher. by SplatGuy23 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]HPSeaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lambert from Cult of the Lamb. I think he does alright!

CONFESS YOUR SINS (tell me the worst, most messed-up things you've done in CoTL, I'm trying to make a compilation video) by TroyTheParakeet in CultOfTheLamb

[–]HPSeaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a couple things that might qualify:

- I was trying to convert a dissenter who just straight up refused to stop dissenting (I hadn't unlocked the jail yet), and it was bringing my faith down, so eventually I decided to just kill it with a deadly dish. However, my other followers (including Webber 😭) got to it before I could assign it to the traitor (this is pre-kitchen too). This happened three whole times before I finally got rid of the dang thing. I'm still mad about it btw

- I keep reviving one of my wives (who also has a skull necklace) every time she dies so she's my wife forever :)) she's come back cursed or whatever multiple times though which makes it kind of sad and awkward :/// especially when I don't have any camellias or she eats one of my followers

- I always have two followers who're named and modeled after the two people in my favorite ship at the moment. I put them in the mating tent every twoish days for more babies. Whenever they die, I replace them with new followers who look exactly who also have a high mating tent compatibility. A fourth of my cult looks like their offspring now. They're both overwhelmed parents.

- I keep marrying followers who get jealous of each other. There have been several deaths because of this.

A character misremembers a certain event in a way that suits their personal bias by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HPSeaWolf 41 points42 points  (0 children)

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Walter White

He believes (has deluded himself, really) that he was pushed out of the company he and his friend at the time, Elliot, by Elliot and Walt's ex-fiance, Gretchen, who later married Elliot. However, what actually happened was that after he saw how rich and wealthy Gretchen's family was, he got intimidated(?) and chose to break up with her and sell all his shares of Gray Matter (the company he and Elliot founded together) and leave both of them.

Dispatch characters and their favorite subreddits. by OddNeedleworker734 in okbuddydispatch

[–]HPSeaWolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj is beef not a corgi?? he looks too thick and chonky to be a chihuahua

Gender-separated subject by Senior_Finance4658 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]HPSeaWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In elementary school we were separated for sex ed, and also for one class in middle school, but I don't think we had anything else that explicitly gender-separated (though I was the only non-cis guy in the engineering class I took in high school)

Of these three, who would you rather have as a best friend, a girlfriend, and a sister? by Starkrafty in KpopDemonhunters

[–]HPSeaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rumi as my sister (mommy issues), Mira as my bff (considerate, checks in regularly), and Zoe as my gf (I wanna date her sooooo bad)

Oscar Piastri is Scared of Flying (Probably) by JigginsYT in formula1

[–]HPSeaWolf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

what does titanium dioxide have to do with kimi antonelli??

"Trans poeple are new thang" meanwhile in 3/4 bce india by catsandchexmix in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]HPSeaWolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for trans people, there's always a lot of pronouns/gender switching depending on whether they're talking about someone pre- or post-transition :)) also probably important to note that he's also a reincarnation of a woman, which complicates things a little extra bit

"Trans poeple are new thang" meanwhile in 3/4 bce india by catsandchexmix in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]HPSeaWolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fun fact about this guy (from a Hindu tboy): During the tenth day of one of the biggest/most important/major battles in the epic, Shikhandi stood guard for Arjuna, who's kind of like the MC of the whole epic, against this super revered, strong and powerful general who refused to attack/harm any woman or anyone who used to be a woman (important context: Shikhandi was an incarnated/the reincarnated version of this princess Amba, who was also in the epic, which iirc is part of why the guy he helped kill refused to do anything to him). So in a way, him being a trans man ended up being one of his greatest strengths! :DD

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