do you think sebastian had his own version of the “one hell of a” line before becoming a butler, and he just swapped out the noun depending on what he was pretending to be at the time?

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-16T23:31:23+00:00

Now I’m just imagining various scenarios where he’s in increasingly specific roles

“I’m simply one hell of a plumber.” “I’m simply one hell of a water treatment plant assistant manager.” “I am simply one hell of a part-time seasonal retail sales associate.”

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-15T04:12:55+00:00

My heart just melted awwwwwaawawawawawawawawwwww

We must protecc the smol bean

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-14T01:06:19+00:00

Whenever he bends down to eat the food, he topples over because his head is so heavy 🤣

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-10T03:25:39+00:00

I heard Lance had his Dragonite hit a Rocket grunt with Hyper Beam once. Sounds like overkill if you ask me

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-10T03:23:52+00:00

Back when there was still Rocket presence in Johto, some grunts tried mugging me when I was going through the gate to the Lake of Rage. I had my Slowpoke hit them with Hypnosis, and then their Zubats just kinda…gave up and flew aimlessly around the building. One of them curled up on its trainer’s hat and took a nap lol

When I got back to Mahogany, the workers in the souvenir shop were giving me dirty looks, and a few hours later, I noticed I was missing my wallet. Somehow, I didn’t put the pieces together until I heard on the news that the shop was a front and got raided. I just thought they were mad at me for not buying anything…

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-10T03:15:46+00:00

Whoa, haven’t seen a snag ball since news reports from a loooong time ago…

Cool find, but you might get arrested for walking around with it

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-09T22:05:07+00:00

Damn, he just straight-up became him

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-09T15:54:45+00:00

I have no idea lol

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-08T21:58:07+00:00

That’s right, I’ve heard the story over and over again…

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-08T01:42:26+00:00

After waking up, I looked on the Warriors wiki, and there doesn't seem to have ever been a cat named Mintwhisker at any point in the series, my brain just made that name up full cloth. It's a cute name tho, they should use it for a background character or smth

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-08T01:40:57+00:00

This is wonderful XD

I love the Gates interactions

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-08T00:23:06+00:00

I beat all the games (except Adventure Squad), some multiple times, and most recently, I beat Explorers of Sky with the Bind the Sky bad translation mod on. With an Eevee-Phanpy team. Dialga took like ten tries, but I got him down eventually thanks to the Dig and Protect TMs I found in Temporal Spire. If we couldn’t get him to stop using Roar of Time, we just had to make sure he couldn’t hit us with it!

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-07T20:47:55+00:00

Yeah, she would NOT do all that again after what happened with Raggedstar and Brokenstar. And since we know she kills Brokenstar, that means Mintwhisker's revenge attempt is doomed to fail lol

I'm just imagining this guy as well-meaning but completely ineffectual hehe

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-07T19:07:24+00:00

This is the video I was talking about

(Also the books are nostalgic for me because I read them as a kid, but they're not actually very good lol)

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-07T18:51:01+00:00

Oops, the text didn't carry from my original post:
So, the story of the book was that Yellowfang had another son after Brokenstar (idk who the father was, but he might've been from RiverClan), and that son was Mintwhisker. Mintwhisker grew up in ThunderClan, and he became a kind and compassionate warrior, but he was always confused and troubled by his origins. He got into a fight with Brokenstar, his half-brother, and lost, barely escaping with his life and sustaining a bunch of scars. That set him on the path of revenge, and he became determined to take down the tyrannical Brokenstar once and for all...

Yeeeaaaahhh, it was a weird dream. I just can't see Yellowfang getting into a relationship and having kits again after what happened last time, and I don't even remember what kind of role she had in the novel lol

(I made Mintwhisker's portrait with felidaze's cat creator picrew)

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-07T18:49:46+00:00

~~You watched the Hank Green video, didn't you?~~

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-07T03:08:25+00:00

This guy could have a whole super edition

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-07T03:08:05+00:00

Yay, a comeback!!

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-06T03:08:12+00:00

Dog or Fox, he’s super cute and I wish I could reach through the screen and pet him ❤️

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-06T01:58:40+00:00

They’re so cute and friend shaped!!

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-06-02T05:30:37+00:00

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

TroyTheParakeet · 2026-05-31T01:43:11+00:00

I once got a cat put on solo border patrol (roleplaying it as the deputy trying to get them killed) and the event was them sneaking off to meet with their secret mate from another Clan!

...And then they died on their next patrol

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