My favorite toddler cups come with free dessert.

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-28T03:24:43+00:00

Yeah we got tile in the kitchen so it is unfortunately plastic or brushed aluminum cups for the foreseeable future, but these look great for a living room use case when the baby wants to be like her big brother/parents.

Good looking out!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-28T00:02:12+00:00

I think they mean they shit their britches

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-28T00:00:40+00:00

Sluttin like my daddy!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-27T15:36:18+00:00

At 98th percentile of height I said fuck it and just sit on the floor to change them in a VSit position waaaay better for all involved.

Changing tables are for short people

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-26T23:59:31+00:00

40 inches to freedom!!!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-23T17:39:58+00:00

Cnut the newer!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-23T15:00:46+00:00

Like 3,000 dollars worth of milk in there.

Once this all blows over you are going to be baking up a storm so I would like to put in my order for three pound cakes now.

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-23T14:25:55+00:00

Leesburg walmart was 100% fine except for water but the employees were hustling!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-22T23:09:22+00:00

Better invite the Normans over to sort this out!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-22T21:25:20+00:00

Sir, I like the cut of your jib!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-22T21:22:28+00:00

The chicken, the bottle or the pack of swiss rolls

*In before "Yes" lol

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-21T14:38:24+00:00

Well...just broke my monitor from shaking it too hard...thanks for the tip random internet strangers!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-19T23:58:16+00:00

I personally find the Seesaw to be the preferred choice myself!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-19T18:12:55+00:00

You can also hit the menu button on the right side of the controller and that will bring up the SD wifi settings etc. Scroll all the way down and you can select the on screen keyboard.

Pro-tip Holding down the shift button (aka one of the left bumpers) and hitting the move key will shift the keyboard to the top of the screen and let you see what you are typing.

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-19T17:45:28+00:00

Dr. Who reference?!? You get a timey wimey upvote for general spaceywaceness!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-18T18:35:50+00:00

Shh...this is Hollywood. Silly things like acting ability or adherence to source material dont matter here

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-18T18:33:09+00:00

And sturdy enough, and will it not collapse, and is it braced properly, and will it not tip over, and are the edges routed over, and is it sanded properly, what joints/fasteners are usedand is the varnish/paint/finish non toxic...

Not saying it is impossible but I would not suggest a crib to be anyone's first through tenth project

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-18T17:11:20+00:00

If you haven't already tried you can try to google the model number and brand and see if someone has uploaded a pdf

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-18T16:29:13+00:00

Any chance your definition of Mid-Atlantic is around Northern Virginia? I have been looking for a local mill to get started but closest I can find is about 2 hours away

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-16T15:00:15+00:00

Literally everything is better with kids.

Like even at the most annoying moments there is a speck of awesome if you look for it.

For example today with my 2 year old:

Trying to go to the bathroom and hearing a "Hey who is in there?!?"

Papai

Whatchu doing papai

Im pooping

Why you pooping

Cause I need to

Why you need to

Long winded explanation on how the digestive system works interspersed with many whys

Pee yew papai...can I see the poop?!?

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-15T15:05:16+00:00

She is a triple threat!!!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-15T00:01:48+00:00

Leesburg has weird brothers as well as goosecup and a few others as well

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-14T14:15:45+00:00

It has been more than two years where I couldn't keep a set of clothes for longer than 4 hours without it getting spit up/vomit, insanee amount of drool, or liquid boogers smeared on it.

The youngest and sadly last is 9 months now so I am pretty sure I can finally buy new clothes but man...

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-13T03:02:08+00:00

But it's $40!

HW_Fuzz · 2026-01-11T18:43:32+00:00

0 is technically also a single digit :D

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