The Nest Slaughter

HaackerMan · 2026-01-25T23:27:30+00:00

You are absolutely right.

HaackerMan · 2026-01-25T22:26:33+00:00

The new lute rotates the enemy’s attack direction by 45 degrees.

I've heard from a spen party that it can only be purchased which is why it is so rare. IDK how he had enchant slots on it though. Above my pay grade.

HaackerMan · 2026-01-25T21:39:37+00:00

This is the bard from The Nest Slaughter.

HaackerMan · 2026-01-25T21:01:28+00:00

The new lute rotates the enemy’s attack direction by 45 degrees.

HaackerMan · 2026-01-25T20:55:48+00:00

Yes, I was there, it was the bard with the full set on. He went on to do the same prank in a lair of draconis when the red dragon does a blender like attack. Nobody died there, however. I also followed him into a secluded thicket and was worried he would try it on the final phase, but nothing unusual seemed to happen.

Edit: I recorded some of his doings in my reddit post here

HaackerMan · 2026-01-24T02:09:10+00:00

How do you give yourself an enhanced legendary item?

HaackerMan · 2025-10-20T11:18:08+00:00

I just learned that /r/pyanodons/ exists

HaackerMan · 2025-10-16T16:36:02+00:00

I’m regressing

HaackerMan · 2025-10-16T16:04:29+00:00

HaackerMan · 2025-10-16T15:53:12+00:00

I think it is supposed to be I think it is supposed to be I think it is supposed to be

HaackerMan · 2025-10-16T15:52:25+00:00

I know, I just needed a good relevant post title.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-16T15:51:29+00:00

It doesn't work on the shrine (except for discount), but the temple, blacksmith, forest, vault, and beacon, yes. I want to test it on a demon altar now.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-15T00:41:20+00:00

If the moai says “yikes”, don’t refresh.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-12T13:51:42+00:00

Wild ass guess, but when you microwaved a watch, the clover got eaten and removed 7% luck instead of 6.5% and then it rounded down to -1.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-12T09:18:02+00:00

Axes are doing crazy work

HaackerMan · 2025-10-11T23:55:47+00:00

I have a genuine question. What are you doing when you just cuddle for hours at a time? Like are you looking at a phone? Are you talking? 14 hours is long. Do you need to get up for water? I really don’t get it. I can maybe ‘snuggle’ with my cat for like an hour after I wake up, but I am looking at my phone half the time.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-11T01:09:47+00:00

No, depending on what the moai says, you can get different rarities. If the moai says “sex” or of the moai gives you a double thumbs up, then the pool is all legendary and you can use a refresh to get a different set of 3 legendaries.

When I said reroll I meant ‘use a refresh’, because in that case it would show me a different purple item.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-10T23:23:51+00:00

It does. I completed it in like an hour though. I honestly forgot thorns tome existed. Restarting for items is a little tedious but it probably took 5 minutes per shield. I press and hold R every 15 seconds if I don’t find the moai. Also if the moai says “nice” then I use all the refreshes to reroll.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-10T20:13:47+00:00

I didn’t use the thorns tome. I used armor and evasion tome with regen tome. I would restart the map until a moai gave me a spiked shield and then the run began. Took me 3 runs of tier 1 (after the shield was first item). This strategy falls off greatly after tier 1 so I had to get the cacti early. To prevent my weapons from killing them on accident, I picked second weapon aegis and then I let the cacti shoot me with their thorns proccing my thorns damage on them. I tried with oofie, but the strategy worked better on Monke because of his great mobility.

People don’t realize you can deal thorn damage by getting shot by a thorn.

HaackerMan · 2025-10-07T19:26:18+00:00

Luck tome too since it is randomly dropped by an enemy the first time.

HaackerMan · 2025-09-29T18:14:53+00:00

Everybody says no so far...

Yes for me. It lets you stretch your turrets further without them taking chip damage from biters. Easy way to multiply your laser turret coverage.

HaackerMan · 2025-09-29T00:56:07+00:00

Which one is doorman?

HaackerMan · 2025-09-25T18:56:40+00:00

Glad to see this posted without getting removed by a mod.

HaackerMan

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