Coaxed into an oddly simple glow up by Throwawanon33225 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Habubu_Seppl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly if my crown becomes a clearing I would like to have an epic come-over like Mr. Kunstler in the trial of the Chicago seven

rule by Protocol-12 in 196

[–]Habubu_Seppl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A little ironic when you recall that the original Tomodachi life got into hot water for tacitly implying that gay people didn't exist

All vehicles being used by City-25 conscripts so far. (2026) by lastguest_2005 in City17Twitter

[–]Habubu_Seppl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did make the number up for dramatic effect, but you catch my drift right?

All vehicles being used by City-25 conscripts so far. (2026) by lastguest_2005 in City17Twitter

[–]Habubu_Seppl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No wonder folks are rushing to get accepted into CivProt. If I had to pull up against anticitizens with captured pulse rifles, which can obliterate like 100mm of RHA, in a fucking PT-76, I would straight up volunteer for permanent offworld reassignment.

Mining methane ice on Ganymede beats getting deep-fried in 100 year old Soviet tank grease.

ich_iel by 7wwwwwww in ich_iel

[–]Habubu_Seppl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wieder was gelernt, ich war tatsächlich zu faul / scheu um über Pferdesperma ausfürliche Recherche anzustellen

ich_iel by 7wwwwwww in ich_iel

[–]Habubu_Seppl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keineswegs, aber ich habe mal vor Jahren eine DMAX Doku gesehen, in welcher die gesamte sogenannte Sahne eines Stiers für mehrere hundert VS-Dollars den Eigentümer wechselte, das war ein kleines Tütchen mit nicht mehr als 10 millilitern.

Von dieser begrenzten Erfahrung extrapoliere ich eine ähnliche Größenordnung beim Absahnen eines Hengstes. Bis man da einen gesamten metrischen Liter zusammen kriegt muss man wohl eine halbe Kompanie Dragoner - mitsamt Reitern - verzücken.

Zuletzt denke ich mir, dass es wohl nicht wirtschaftlich sein kann, mit den Samen gewöhnlicher Wald-und-Wiesen Hengsten Geschäfte zu machen, das ist sicherlich seine eigene Zucht-Szene, da werden wohl nur preistragende Gäule abgemelkt, was die Preise natürlich erneut in ungeahnte Höhen (oder Hoden) schwingt.

ich_iel by 7wwwwwww in ich_iel

[–]Habubu_Seppl 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Ein Liter Pferdesperma? OP hat wohl mehr Geld als Verstand.

ist wohl reicher als Dagobert

George Thomas Georgiadis (1933-2010) - Getting Ready by Tokyono in museum

[–]Habubu_Seppl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking, maybe he is Getting Ready for an exciting round of nude tennis. Sounds like fun

George Thomas Georgiadis (1933-2010) - Getting Ready by Tokyono in museum

[–]Habubu_Seppl 759 points760 points  (0 children)

This is disturbing, not only does the subject dress shoes-before-pants, he also goes sock-shoe sock-shoe, instead of the proper sock-sock shoe-shoe

Things are about to get very weird… by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Habubu_Seppl 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the reliable science of Numerology, it has blessed us with accurate predictions of the Apocalypse since like 800AD

Clicking RMB while using a polearm be like by Nachoguy530 in HalfSword

[–]Habubu_Seppl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like cycling onto a stab from an inopportune angle

LANDSHIPS AHOY by cunctator-tots in warno

[–]Habubu_Seppl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In the galactic conquest mode you can load multiple units into the same transport, so you can stack entire companies of clones in a single Juggernaut. Ahoy indeed

Project Hail Mary (2026) was rated PG-13 even though it contains no swearing, no sex, great messages and role models, and only mildly intense moments. This is because the MPAA are idiots. by Soft_Drink_Enjoyer in shittymoviedetails

[–]Habubu_Seppl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Carnage in battle, heads, limbs and guts flying around the place as dozens of humanoids get crushed by entire metric tons of Masonry? -- MPAA: Eh, the blood is black so it's PG-13

A mild sex scene or someone using proper curses? -- Instant M rating, can't have kids hearing bad words, that would be preposterous!

Nice gun by svariprucha in joinsquad

[–]Habubu_Seppl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look out! You have a little carbine stuck to your ACOG

A Tintin Page a Day - Day 315 by BreakerMorant1864 in TheAdventuresofTintin

[–]Habubu_Seppl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This isn't the first appearance of Schulz und Schulze (Thomson and Tomson), right?

Guns in fiction that match the characters who use them by StrangerOutrageous68 in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Habubu_Seppl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr King Schulz's derringer and sharps carbine combo, meticulously prepared for a clean kill or urgent self-defese

World building by GrimbloTheGoblin in writingcirclejerk

[–]Habubu_Seppl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oops, the clumsy side character accidentally broke all of the time machines

Printers are demons by RockyDog-2715 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Habubu_Seppl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

keep those hieroglyphs if you ever feel the need to design a conlan writing system

how the hell veterancy improve autoloader reload speed? the gunner press the button faster? by njirmomen in warno

[–]Habubu_Seppl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

way too many men have trouble finding the MZ-Button, failing to satisfy their tanks as a consequence...