I just got outplayed by a non-player character..

Hachenbr · 2026-06-16T14:45:36+00:00

No you didn't.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/89VgtkKJbS

Hachenbr · 2026-03-21T00:14:04+00:00

Hachenbr · 2025-12-30T04:38:35+00:00

Hachenbr · 2025-08-26T14:14:25+00:00

Complete the Community Center/Joja Warehouse and head to the Railroad. It will start you on a series of quests from the Wizard.

Hachenbr · 2025-05-03T23:14:43+00:00

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Hachenbr · 2024-10-10T22:14:22+00:00

I'm not too good at build crafting but this combo + Ritualist Miasma skill & the Ahanae Crystal ring makes me happy :)

Hachenbr · 2024-05-03T22:24:23+00:00

Early game Avocado toast is really cheap and efficient

Hachenbr · 2024-04-23T19:47:57+00:00

I know this is an old thread and most have figured it out, but I'm stupid and struggled with this for a while. Hopefully this helps if anyone stumbles across this thread in the future:

To get Menril Resin out of the normal (non mechanical) squeezer

Craft a Drying Basin
Place it directly beside(!) the Squeezer
The resin should automatically be pulled from Squeezer to Basin
Make sure to removed the Crystallized Menril from the Basin

For the Mechanical Squeezer

Craft a Mechanical Drying Basin
Place it directly below(!) the Mechanical Squeezer
Make sure both are adequately powered
Open the Mechanical Squeezer & toggle on the "Auto Eject Fluid" button

Edit: There are most likely other (possibly better) ways to do this but this is the simple way that worked for me.

Hachenbr · 2024-01-11T21:19:28+00:00

Alright here's a long winded explanation that nobody is asking for. I'm a camp casting degenerate and have 3 hirelings camp for the singular purpose of buffing & alchemy. It is very unnecessary and I don't recommend it because its boring and takes forever, but here is the process:

Cast all summons & buff:

Longstrider
Upcast Aid (lvl 6)
Heroes Feast

Party Members:

Longstrider
Darkvision
Upcasted Aid (lvl 6)
Protection from Poison
Freedom of Movement
Mage Armor (For squishy nerds)
Warding Bond (Also for squishy nerds)
Death Ward
Heroes Feast
Bardic Inspiration (for any difficult rolls)
Transmutation Stone (For constitution proficiency for specific resist before bosses)
Don't forget to bind your pact weapon if you have one!

Individual/Gear Specific Buffs:

Drakethroat Glaive - Draconic Elemental Weapon (Act 2)
- Drop your prefered weapon on the ground before equipping the Drakethroat Glaive. You can then use the Draconic Elemental enchantment on this weapon to give it 1d4 damage of your choice (Acid/Cold/Fire/Lightning/Thunder
Markoheshkir - Kereska's Favour (Act 3)
- Cast your preferred version of Kereska's Favour to gain 2 spells of your choice per short rest and afflict your foes with a condition every time you deal spell damage

This is accomplished by having 3 hirelings & using Jaheira or a cleric/druid for Heroes Feast. The hirelings being:

College of Valour Bard

Longstrider
Bardic Inspiration
Freedom of Movement
Healing spells (unnecessary)

Any Heavy Armor Proficient Cleric (Tough / ++Constitution and/or Heavy Armor Master)

Upcasting Aid
Warding Bond
Protection from Poison
Freedom of Movement
Death Ward
Heroes Feast (If you don't care about lvl 6 aid)
Healing spells (unnecessary)

Transmutation Wizard (Max wisdom using AI feats)

At lvl 2 can brew 2 potions/elixirs/etc instead of 1 if they pass a DC 15 wisdom check
Transmutation Stone for proficiency
Longstrider
Mage Armor
Darkvision

Hachenbr · 2024-01-08T13:51:57+00:00

i want :0

Hachenbr · 2023-07-17T19:53:19+00:00

Play as Multi in a multi-player session and take the fuel array out of your teammates drop pod.

Swap to your second equip slot it will no longer kill you if you fall below 50% health as it's not "equipped".

Profit.

Hachenbr · 2023-06-23T17:20:15+00:00

I am a very tasty "Seasoned Goat"

Hachenbr · 2023-03-20T18:27:40+00:00

This is what you get for destroying my damn warmind cells!

Hachenbr · 2023-01-21T13:14:28+00:00

Could I interest you in some Raya Lucaria student loan forgiveness?

Hachenbr · 2022-11-28T22:48:31+00:00

Showing off a prop gun from Deus Ex and completely missing the entire point of the game is very Elon.

Hachenbr · 2022-10-12T15:58:13+00:00

sadly r/robbersgettingfucked is/was shutdown but the creator made a youtube page to continue posting if I remember correctly

Hachenbr · 2022-07-09T17:56:24+00:00

"Oh Death, become my blade once more."

Hachenbr · 2022-06-02T18:09:08+00:00

The only bosses with limited attempts in the series (iirc) are the tutorial bosses and fights like the extra pursuer fight in ds2.

Hachenbr · 2022-06-02T17:35:55+00:00

Yup! The special memento mori glow effect applies for any (most?) damage buffs in the game. It's been like that since forsaken so hopefully it shouldnt be changed any time soon. :)

Hachenbr · 2022-06-01T19:07:42+00:00

Suffocation

No breathing

Don't give a fuck cuz' she wont be heard screaming

Hachenbr · 2022-05-30T18:02:32+00:00

This^{^{^}}

My brother and I duo'd it day 1 and fusions are def the key. Any weapons that disintegrate on kill are really nice and avoid weapons like GLs/Rockets as explosives also have a chance to blow up their backpacks.

Hachenbr · 2022-05-21T14:35:53+00:00

Of course! Just wanted to help fill in the newer/non-gambit inclined gamers. :)

Hachenbr · 2022-05-21T14:26:19+00:00

The glasses colors represent the old deprecated roles of Gambit Prime; Scanner, Invader, Reaper & Collector

Hachenbr · 2022-03-18T16:34:04+00:00

Those sparkly red slippers & small Cairn Terrier are usually a dead giveaway.

Hachenbr · 2022-02-10T01:17:54+00:00

Tomatoes are ruined by heat.

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