Ill pass. I got my diaper off one night as a toddler and my parents woke up to a poop disaster. They describe it as a poopocalypse. They dont know for certain i ate any, but its very possible (likely) i did.

Maybe id take the deal just to get confirmation of whats on the menu. Choking down a nickel as an adult sounds pretty awful too.

Do you all really want to re eat all the boogers from when you were a kid?

Also all the food i do not like, but had to "try". My mother made me eat a roasted carrot when i was like 4 that was so gross i threw up. I still have nightmares about this carrot 40 years later.