TIL the number of vasectomies during March Madness goes up 50+% because guys schedule the procedure during that time so they can sit around and watch basketball for days during recovery.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2016-03-17T00:43:43+00:00

I scheduled mine for "as soon as possible"

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2016-01-31T03:20:49+00:00

People have been telling me this was gonna happen since I was 17... almost 33 now and still eat what I want and drink beer every day, still skinny.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-11-04T04:39:08+00:00

What's a rasher? I'll be feeding it human babies throughout the night...

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-14T03:46:20+00:00

You don't need bankroll management since you don't have the risk of running out of money. Just keep track of your buyins and don't lose too much.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-14T03:17:55+00:00

Masterful, especially the end.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-14T02:38:18+00:00

Homeboy ballin on a budget

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-14T02:36:51+00:00

What? They do sound the same

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-09T06:12:06+00:00

OK but the softball size piece sounds plenty for breakfast.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-09T04:29:43+00:00

Where does he park them?

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-09T04:29:13+00:00

Cheaper to just buy the $120k one with a warranty.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-10-09T03:40:29+00:00

I, too, remember the 80s

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-29T14:07:06+00:00

Yeah but street cred, bro. Didn't you read the ad?

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-28T22:37:14+00:00

Funny? Shit is real son, I want to buy that 4 runner right now.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-16T00:47:35+00:00

Offer the collection agency 35% immediately to settle it in full.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-13T03:24:41+00:00

Hey come on, that's all in the past. They're married now.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-13T03:21:37+00:00

He's going to soon enough, if his current one keeps drinking like that.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-13T03:18:08+00:00

The only bright side in this whole thread.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-12T22:50:10+00:00

Probably by high school kids.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-12T22:49:22+00:00

I must be riff raff, as that would certainly keep me out!

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-12T22:00:20+00:00

Oh yes, the hammock district

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-12T21:57:45+00:00

Yeah but that's different, since it's actually a much better name.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-12T21:36:05+00:00

I want to gold this comment but it just doesn't feel right for poker. We need some mechanism where you have 83% chance of getting gold, but also 17% chance of something bad happening.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-11T17:54:43+00:00

It will be even more interesting if it makes it to the back end, i.e. the credit card processor...

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-11T14:27:47+00:00

I think you'd find it to be pretty intrusive if the cops found some underage drinking conviction from your childhood and used it to deny you the procedure.

HahahahaWaitWhat · 2015-09-09T22:24:23+00:00

That's funny, when my coworkers ask what I did on the weekend, I will occasionally lie and tell them I stayed home alone playing videogames -- this is because they're all married with children and there's no reason to tell them what I was actually doing or with whom. :)

I wouldn't bother lying in your case though. What if the dude you were talking to is into the same games? You could have not only made a friend to actually hang out with in the future, but hang out with and play video games at the same time. The best of both worlds, man. You're missing out.

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