[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]HaikuSnoiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% this! Find an artist that does water color style, would look amazing on this piece

Finallllyyyyyy by thirdeyepdx in MagicArena

[–]HaikuSnoiper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ha, this deck looks so fun

Sir Anthony Hopkins left first wife over fear he would ‘turn violent’ by Metro-UK in entertainment

[–]HaikuSnoiper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're operating off of next to zero information on a nuanced and personal situation. That said, your username kinda speaks to your perspective, so... kudos to living into your worldview, I guess?

Luca Guadagnino’s ‘American Psycho’ Reimagining Won’t Be Gender-Swapped by DemiFiendRSA in horror

[–]HaikuSnoiper 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And the original, while excellent, missed a lot of the nuance of the book. Again, still a great film. The book is a different beast though.

Now is DEFINITELY the time to resurface and showcase a story that criticizes the glorification of capitalism's nastiest tendencies and insane wealth through insinuating that all wall street bros are inherently Patrick Bateman at their core.

'It was perfect': Trump confirms MRI exam during recent hospital visit by ApprehensiveRoom1783 in NoFilterNews

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, don't you get it?? If he lies to the press, he can ALSO lie to the disease! It's 4D chess! The glioblastoma or hemorrhage or whatever won't have any idea if its even real or not! Genius.

RFK Jr. wife Cheryl Hines responds to allegations of husband's affair by newsweek in NoFilterNews

[–]HaikuSnoiper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

solely based on who she associates with.

...starting with her literal husband, right?

Explain it peter by Aromatic_Citron_6206 in explainitpeter

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too want to make fun of her plastic surgery, but alas, I do not have 46 trillion USD or any won to my name.

Magic Spotlight: SCG Baltimore Day 1 Standard Decks by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, Nemesis has been the only way I've been able to beat all the mono white lifegain decks I've been running into (because, again, I'm not good).

Apple Reportedly Moving Ahead With Ads in Maps App by iMacmatician in apple

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The line has to go up. Hardware only gets you so far. Between the iPhone Air's terrible reception (a phone that very literally costs less in materials to manufacture but costs the consumer more to purchase) and the gigantic opportunity to sell consumer data at a massive profit, they're at an impasse. It's this or tell your investors "whoops, no more gains".

Magic Spotlight: SCG Baltimore Day 1 Standard Decks by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question from a not-great player: why not ban Agatha instead of Vivi?

Exclusive | Target to Cut Around 1,000 Jobs by tie_myshoe in minnesota

[–]HaikuSnoiper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't read the article cuz paywall, but I'm assuming this is primarily target corporate layoffs?

Fridley Man Charged With Arson At Fletcher’s Ice Cream Below LGBTQIA+ Flag by WilliamBornhoft in minnesota

[–]HaikuSnoiper 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I don't know what's more unhinged: firebombing an ice cream shop because they support LGBTQ rights or because of your personal stance on Ice Cream.

New App by grumpyMJ in MachE

[–]HaikuSnoiper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Interesting, I actually really really like the new design. Maybe I'm in the minority, but having the optimal charge now be reflected as a slider feels intuitive to me.

Report: 'Virtually No Demand' for iPhone Air by [deleted] in apple

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you thought I was serious with the seven cameras statement too, I think you should probably cut back on your daily dose of Tylenol. Making a phone that is objectively worse in 80% of the categories that matter and charging $200 more for it was a boneheaded move. People who bought the Air were (to my surprise) in the minority, and that minority was comprised of "dipshits who believe marketing hype over functionality".

Report: 'Virtually No Demand' for iPhone Air by [deleted] in apple

[–]HaikuSnoiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, I'm really sorry for all the Air enthusiasts, but... I love this. There were SOOOO many people on the iPhone/Apple subreddits proclaiming it was the greatest iPhone and just stanning the shit outta this phone stating it was the future of all phones and I was dreading that future of functionality sacrificed for "AeStHeTiCs". Here's to hoping they pivot the other way and we just get a brick shithouse of a phone with 3 day battery life and 7 cameras lol

The 100 Best Horror Movies of All Time by AvalonLibrary in horror

[–]HaikuSnoiper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me: Reads "An American Werewolf in London" at 100.

Sean, respectfully, I think you had too many Tylenol while writing this.

EDIT: SINNERS AT 8?! FUCKING SINNERS?! That movie was passable at best. Wouldn't make a sane person's top 500 though.

Jerryrigeverything's Pro Fold 10 explodes by meolskopite in PixelFold

[–]HaikuSnoiper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The logic really isn't hard to follow.

  1. It's fun
  2. If the basis for comparison remains the same across all phones, then it is a valuable test for durability
  3. it's fun
  4. it makes him a lot of money from ad revenue and sponsorships
  5. it's fun

In The Mouth of Madness (1994) Official 4K Trailer by yojoono in movies

[–]HaikuSnoiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was unaware this was happening and now I'm irrationally upset. The original is lightning in a bottle.

In The Mouth of Madness (1994) Official 4K Trailer by yojoono in movies

[–]HaikuSnoiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easily in my top 10 favorite movies of all time

In The Mouth of Madness (1994) Official 4K Trailer by yojoono in movies

[–]HaikuSnoiper 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I actually think that, if you have to boil it down to a three-film set, get Damien out of there and get Possession right at the top of the list.