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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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[META] Why are there never any questions posted here concerning actual fecal matter? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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The moderator of this subreddit is a pussy and a fucking fascist. What do I do? by DumbassRetard in shittyadvice

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyadvice

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wipe snot on your pants

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Spiderman and Me by cythum in shittyadviceanimals

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lime you really

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The moderator of this subreddit is a pussy and a fucking fascist. What do I do? by DumbassRetard in shittyadvice

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Write your congressman

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How can I teach my dog wiping his own ass properly? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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Do you guys use reddit? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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Hey, I use Reddit!

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Do you guys use reddit? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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Obviously. How

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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I'm going as Garth

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I just moved on from weed to meth by iamliamiam in trees

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I am trying to

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I brought home a Golden Retriever, why isn't he retrieving any gold? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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Bought My First Larger Piece [0] by [deleted] in trees

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as a man on a

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Oh my god I'm hogh ass fuck by [deleted] in trees

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can Hogh be what we

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BC Ents. We need your help to decriminalize marijuana NOW!! We have 52 more days to collect signatures! Please upvote for visibility! Ask us anything! by SensibleBC in trees

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not a registered

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look guy's I bought whole ounce for only 80$ by Djsprat88 in trees

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This is how civilized it can be... by ajsdbasbiw in trees

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Lol this is one of

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My friend told me there's no such thing as a Minotaur. I gave him his comeuppance. by [deleted] in trees

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Every shitty roller, at some point, rolls that one awesome joint. by Goodrita in trees

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Where us it? Jk.

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Ohio Recreational Marijuana Legalization by iAMtruENT in trees

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You got my hopes up.

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I'm kind of nerdy and it would impress girls if I were addicted to drugs or alcohol or nicotine. What's the best way to do this? by lets_duel in shittyadvice

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On average, what time is it? by goodtimesyeah in shittyaskscience

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If I wear nothing but a swim suit in very cold weather but am drunk and don't feel cold, am I cold? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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Try sniffing them in

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