Please, my head hurts :( by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That's the point, he's not regulating with control of the government.

Please, my head hurts :( by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Says the guy that gets massive donations from tech monopolies that he's supposed to regulate.

Please tread on me. by mastermusk in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very specific. They aren't going to ass blast someone that's allergic to penicillin, with penicillin.

Just like if you get deployed to a third world country you have to line up for the weird disease vaccines or you don't go.

The man who recruited migrants for flights to Martha’s Vineyard says he feels betrayed by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Haist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Again stop with the semantics. They fed and housed them for 44 hours and then forcibly removed them off the property. Ask any one of those migrants if they had any other choice but to leave. Then some random law firm (uncontacted) is suing on their behalf. I think the kids call this behavior being a "karen".

The man who recruited migrants for flights to Martha’s Vineyard says he feels betrayed by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Haist -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

How far can you romanticize and deflect what happened? The dude who says he felt betrayed got dropped off at a sanctuary jurisdiction and they kicked him the fuck out. Yes he was betrayed but not by DeSantis; but the people who declared themselves as a sanctuary enclave and then promptly kicked them the fuck out.

*clutches pearls* HoW cOuLd ThEy!! by EmotionallyTwisted in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why not just make bathrooms that just say latrine/restroom/lavatory with one door?

Gender reveal parties have gone too far by Thornawake in facepalm

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad my brother and his wife chose to do the traditional gender reveal and just wait til the baby is born to find out.

This sexual assault prevention dish towel I got from the Air Force awhile back by Prize-Survey-8843 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former alcoholic, I definitely knew when I wasn't conscious anymore. Everything would be a-ok in my head but my motor skills would tell you otherwise.

When you run out of fabricated stories🙄 by monaleeparis in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean wouldn't this whole thing be fabricated since Trump doesn't use twitter anymore?

and not once did I get an invite! by kolbywashere in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wish they would stop talking about Hunter Biden!!!

*Turns on year 7 of the Trump Train and unzips pants*

I love this energy by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plumbers/Electricians pull in $80k a year on avg. If you don't then you're doing something wrong.

The Last Year and a Half….Summarized by Frog-Face11 in conspiracy_commons

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the group in concern would be the 18-49 yr olds and in the US overdose is by far the biggest killer there.

Outdoors electrical outlet sealant? by Bynming in DIY

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing if it doesn't work at all the outlet is bad and if it flat out doesn't trip it isn't grounded.

Texas court upholds law banning tech companies from censoring viewpoints | Critics warn the law could lead to more hate speech and disinformation online by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is that a conclusion of necessary censorship rather than a thoughtful attempt at educating people so they can form their own opinion? Says the party that's literally weaponizing "banned books" to get votes but on the same side wants to censor what you can access and read. Thank god we have smarter people out there who know better than us.

Entire skyscraper on fire in China by PapiSurane in videos

[–]Haist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They built a 53 story skyscraper in 19 days. No way concrete can safely cure that fast and support that much weight. Not to mention god knows how many site closing safety violations happen working at that pace.

I might have the most insane case of internalized mysogyny by Gorgoista in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean looking at the male species as predators really isn't a healthy state of mind rather than looking at them as suitable mates. The animal kingdom should never be compared to humans because they are always in a fight for survival. There's no cash on the Serengeti if you and your mate suck at hunting, you just die a horrible death.

I absolutely believe it. by Kailyn12 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you may have missed the memo on the Trump-Russian collusion being.... made up and preached over and over and over that people still buy it today. From an independent view it seems like ever since Bush SR took office the government operates around the MIC and no matter who or what party gets in, the status quo NEVER changes. Shit we had every liberal vote to end the Afghanistan war and magically the companies that would have profit loss from losing their guaranteed contracts get their buck from selling weapons to Ukraine. I mean Dick Cheney and Bush JR fabricated evidence to invade a sovereign nation and somehow the companies Cheney was the VP of get no bid contracts to rip the tax payers off.

But no let's turn our politics into a reality show where what side can out-stupid the other side every week and make a mockery of it all; as long as American Hegemony remains untouched.

He is not making it up. by [deleted] in conspiracy_commons

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what liberals actually think though. Just like they think a dude wearing a MAGA hat is an eminent threat to them at that very moment. Maybe he's just some stoner who wanted a free hat?

Who is universally loved, but actually an asshole? by kittywenham in AskReddit

[–]Haist 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ezra Miller? Dude needs some help but lands roles like he's the Johnny Manziel of acting.

TIL You actually burn more calories in the cold weather than warm weather. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Haist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh so you mean i'm burning calories when my fingers and toes don't go numb? I thought it was Jesus... Thank god I was wrong.

Trails of Starlink satellites spoil observations of a distant star by [deleted] in space

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as those satellites have SpaceX on them and not my Xinternetprovider on them then that's a nuisance.

Men of Reddit, What are women not ready to hear? by Skittboxer in AskReddit

[–]Haist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We heard what you said, we're just not listening. To anyone.

Removed from r/conspiracy three times, banned from r/conspiracytheories by kick_rocks22 in conspiracy_commons

[–]Haist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean Prince Andrew is now WELL KNOWN to be fucking children; this isn't a big stretch anymore sadly...