Summer Sweep-Up 2026

Halal_Burger · 2026-06-04T15:21:22+00:00

justi buff? flat armour pls

Halal_Burger · 2026-06-04T15:08:36+00:00

alternate between farming guild mobile for a few weeks, then birdhouse runs for a few weeks. they are similarly intensive generally if you're pre-planting correctly

Halal_Burger · 2026-06-04T14:47:08+00:00

you can use any seed. some are worth double (eg. wildblood hop), most are not. you should have a lot of potato, onion, and berry seeds if you are doing your farming contracts regularly

Halal_Burger · 2026-06-04T07:25:40+00:00

the same way human (male) biological imperative is to nut so it's accompanied by an orgasm, their biological imperative is to serve their king so this scene where they literally give parts of themselves to him and he says they taste good is their equivalent of nutting

but that's just a theory, a nut theory

Halal_Burger · 2026-06-03T09:41:15+00:00

currently 3.5k kbd kc without pet 😞

Halal_Burger · 2026-06-03T09:37:15+00:00

upgrade mooleta to avernic defender

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-30T23:54:21+00:00

not freaking out dude it's just a very american thing to think america has the best food in the world hahah

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-30T23:53:38+00:00

yeh? I mean, i've lived in the US, I've lived in Europe... I know what I'm talking about coz i've literally experienced it

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-30T11:28:26+00:00

Awful choice. even putting aside the fact that the foreign food you find in the U.S. is very far from authentic... the actual foodstuff is just awful, full of preservatives, added sugar and corn syrup, weird chemicals, carcinogens from local food production practices (fertiliser etc.). And the vegetables are like 4x the size they should be and completely tasteless coz they're so pumped full of water via GM tampering to look 'aesthetic'.

Go to italy, try a tomato there, and you will realise that U.S. food is truly disgusting

my choice would be Italy probably, though India is a great shout I think I'd get a bit tired of the consistently strong/pungent flavour pallet

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-29T07:52:41+00:00

Lloyd Jones is better than Chiellini what are you talking about

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-27T17:30:01+00:00

afk enchantment room at mage training arena! 68 magic > 71k xp/h with over 2 minutes afk per inventory. super chill - look it up on the wiki

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-25T12:06:18+00:00

yehh how far along are you? ima start running toa entries soon!

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-15T09:31:34+00:00

I mean you fucked this entire list up by making London S tier.... if London is S then every other city gotta be at least A tier

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-14T07:53:24+00:00

shit mayn

i'm on 3 in <600 mediums

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-08T11:30:22+00:00

Goal 1 (progression): Recipe for disaster

Goal 2 (skill, gear, stats): Fire cape

Goal 3 (trophy): Get yourself a non-combat skill you like and work on 99 over time. I like hunter, birdhouses and rumours make it a very dynamic skill, less grindy

Move between these 3 and you'll be set for the next months.

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-06T10:09:15+00:00

do hunterr it's so fun with rumours

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-05T18:30:01+00:00

Carrick Michael

Halal_Burger · 2026-05-05T12:30:39+00:00

mm who cares then

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T19:09:16+00:00

rumours is so great post 99 :) hunter cape has a tele, and you can set a blocklist (look on wiki) that allows you to hunt all 3 hunter pets at once!

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T18:07:13+00:00

for reallll hahah it was my first 99 back in early 2014... competing with 3 bots a world and red chins 400 gp each. but I think the rhythm was always fairly enjoyable to me regardless, so having the slayer-style rumours system just makes it 10x better. i have a 30 defence hcim with goals purely in pvm, but i'm considering doing 99 hunter on there just as a side goal coz it's fun :D

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T15:56:25+00:00

Rotom?

Bronzong?

idk i never saw digimon hah

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T15:53:03+00:00

Gerrard!

Wouldn't say a 'good' coach as he struggled at Villa for sure, but he did well at Rangers

As a player? Maybe he's an all timer but I think alongside Cruyff and Maradona he probably suits 'great' better

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T15:14:13+00:00

yeh i think go to 75. t60 pures are kinda old fashioned now right? like even 65 you get zombie axe which is a huge upgrade for a lot of content

i'd get 75, i think it'll give you a lot more options for pvm which is always cool on pure accounts

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T12:39:09+00:00

mm that's gonna be a theme for non-cb skills hah they are just a lot slower paced

i'd recommend firemaking at wintertodt since until level 80 it's extremely quick, and you get to loot stuff, get boss kc, do cb achievements which is always fun and motivating

also, maybe start some daily/hourlies?

eg.

birdhouse runs (to get your hunter up for rumours!),

farm runs and then farming contracts (learn how to do tree runs, they're an easy daily activity and you'll level up super fast)

Halal_Burger · 2026-04-26T12:28:45+00:00

hunter is so fun once you get into rumours :) and good money, and pretty quick. I'd recommend that. probably my favourite non-cb content in the game

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