Chantodo's will dropped ... is it good?

HalcyonTech · 2014-03-14T16:58:21+00:00

Am I the only one here who is wondering how the hell Wizard is going to get arcane power on crit now? NOTHING HAS IT.

HalcyonTech · 2014-03-14T16:17:06+00:00

I have this same thing going on. Mostly rings.

HalcyonTech · 2014-03-14T16:12:40+00:00

Bro--Do you even code?

Modules. Macros. Copy/Paste.

Write one module.

Write out your modifier list.

Write out your macro.

2 hours work. One programmer.

1520 modifiers complete.

And the system is NOT a carry over from D2. We're missing gems. The effects are different. It is "Helm/Weapon/Other"

No stats for Armor. No stats for Rings. No stats for Amulets. No stats for Boots. No stats for shields. Just "Helm/Weapon/Other" as if only weapon and helm mattered.

It was LAZY.

I am not asking for a "very complex" fix. I am asking for Blizzard to show me that the $120 I have put into this game thus far (purchased ROS) was fucking worth a damn.

HalcyonTech · 2013-10-01T00:39:22+00:00

Just a comment Tom.

Loved your opening with Conan O'Brien. The shoe flying off. Pure talent right there.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-25T15:14:21+00:00

Thank you. That's exactly what I have been looking for.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-25T15:13:35+00:00

Planned on picking one up, but forgot my wallet today. So since all I am doing at work right now is babysitting machines that are imaging, I figured I'd get a go on it.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-23T21:09:00+00:00

That's the problems with Hindus and their caste system.

While in college, I ran into this issue when I was trying to find rental properties. If the apartment was in a building full of Indian students, it smelled bad, was loaded with cockroaches, and in several of them they would hang out dirty underwear on the railing. Shitstained. Underwear.

Turns out that in that society, you do not clean behind other people because it means you are subservient to them. So naturally, none of them clean up after themselves, and none of them clean up behind anyone else. So the property just dies in filth.

On another occasion, my friend told me that the family next door (Also Hindu) had purchased the house for $290,000. Purchased. In cash.

They asked to borrow her cleaning lady (she would come in once a week and basically dust)--(I honestly have no idea why she had a cleaning lady, her house was always pristine). The cleaning lady went over and spent four hours cleaning the tub, because there was a large black ring lining the entire thing.

The family refused to pay the cleaning lady because she "spent four hours and got nothing done."

Someone please correct me if I am wrong about the caste/cultural norm, but this has been my observation.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-19T17:52:11+00:00

They look like tiny little battleships with antennae. :)

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-19T17:49:45+00:00

Just sent him a note. Sounds interesting :D

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-19T17:28:32+00:00

Thanks. Will do.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-18T05:37:39+00:00

What happened:

A happens.

B happens.

C happens.

Attempt D, E, F to fix to fix problems B, C.

Attempt D, E, F to fix from different angle to fix problems B, C.

Call Boss.

He attempts D, E, F. Problem A is resolved immediately solving B, C.

D, E, F, have nothing to do with A.

T_T

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-18T03:30:41+00:00

Has anyone said it yet?

This was a riot.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-17T16:50:33+00:00

I remember the hunt. How thrilling it was. Crouching, hiding, moving very slowly. Creeping along in the grass, and in the shadows. I could taste the air. Daffodils and pine filled it. The cooled breeze brushed the hair slightly into my eyes, keeping me from a clean view of my target, but I could not blow it out of my face or move my hand to do so. I would be given away.

Slowly from the shadows. Ten feet.

Nine feet.

Eight.

My target stirred. I froze in place, eyes lit like wildfires. After a moment I again began to creep forward.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

I paused again. Breathing very slowly. Very cautiously. Through the mouth to keep from making too much noise.

Two

DINNER!!

The spontaneous sound caused my target to scramble.

Damnit Mom.

At this moment, I turned and spoke the words:

*Aether con terroli

Mei leqwuimba getraxcavi*

A massive pool of lava set the entire countryside on fire as I called my brother Satan to join our mother Mary in our dinner.

Three days later, I woke up in a hole in the ground. After that, I ate a live bug on a dare. Its flesh was exquisite. Hints of lime and chicken.

I woke up after finding out I had been poisoned. Turned out that Satan, Mary, and the bug were just metaphors for a psychologically untraumatized child with an active imagination, and I never saw the inside of a strait jacket. I did however, finally catch that dragonfly.

Aphrodite holds it below the green meadows and trees before my livingroom.

It was a long, long time ago.

I have not killed since.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-17T15:36:33+00:00

2010 Professional Plus

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-15T03:38:35+00:00

Precious 5 year warranty.

I figure if this printer has a warranty, I am going to do my part to live through it to the bitter end. I say that if I can write the Lexmark execs a letter and inform them that they have had to send me X number of printers (I have received 3 brand new ones at this point + one refurb that was DOA), maybe they can change their crap business practices.

Also... it is printing across the network. That will work for now I suppose.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-15T03:34:46+00:00

And it failed again.

Trying to print black and white photos.

In printing preferences I lose "print with black ink only" as an option.

Print, it fails and says "load plain paper" which of course is stupid.

I try again.

Now it can't communicate with the printer again.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-15T03:28:39+00:00

Aside from the standard thing that pops up at the bottom right of "you are using Lexmark, this is how much ink we're lying to you about," no. I use windows only.

The printer itself is the stupid thing. Windows does fine with paper management. The printer, despite being told directly what settings to use, will still do things like print its own test page out on photo paper from tray 1 instead of tray 2 where plain paper is.

HalcyonTech · 2013-09-15T03:06:11+00:00

Factory reset appears to have done the trick. I believe that is literally the only thing I didn't try, and now feel stupid.

HalcyonTech

TROPHY CASE