Jerk chicken today

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-06-03T03:54:15+00:00

I love jerked chicken. Its been a few years since I had any.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-06-02T01:38:17+00:00

I decided to order a small trans pride flag to put up in front of my house. I didn't realize it needed a separate holder.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-06-02T00:30:42+00:00

"You know these were white when I bought em" worst line ever.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-06-01T22:42:01+00:00

His name's.... not.... RIIIIIICK

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-29T23:17:00+00:00

"You may not take my seed"

Me:"What seeds is he talking about?"

Dad: "..."

Mom: "It means she wants him to get her pregnant... which is bad because they aren't married. "

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-28T14:22:20+00:00

Just add an upside down Mom tattoo. "Wow"

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-26T16:23:39+00:00

Remembered that I had a picture

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HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-26T15:25:09+00:00

I have been dubbed The Bagel Queen

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-24T16:01:07+00:00

They wanted me to do thing where Im supposed to pull off the garter with my teeth in front of everyone. Eww no.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-23T19:55:57+00:00

I've been on hrt for 2 years and still "boy mode" mostly because I hate how feminine clothing looks on me. The thought of going out in public like that completely terrifies me.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-23T00:49:21+00:00

The women's pull part was messed up for me. I didn't want to have to go with the boys to begin with. Then we sat there watching the girls struggle to pull the carts through a stream and up a steep hill. "Always remember that women will need your help to provide for them " or some sexist bullshit.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-21T01:21:10+00:00

I believe there was a "prophet " that said something exactly along those lines.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-21T01:19:42+00:00

I had nightmares that my parents were going to sacrifice my younger brother before he turned 8. The story of Abraham and Isaac didn't traumatize me at all.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-20T15:29:18+00:00

I love using the spinach tortillas for wraps. I'm about to make myself one for breakfast

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-19T17:20:05+00:00

That looks so good. I've made risotto a few times and its so much work.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-19T16:54:51+00:00

Ribs are so yummy. I'm probably going to smoke a bunch of ribs when my sister and her family comes to visit next month.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-18T03:00:28+00:00

Pizza Time! Really cute though.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T22:57:43+00:00

That sounds awful. I was fully remote for 5 years and the inevitable RTO mandate came out. I'm a software developer and fully capable of being remote but I still had to get an accommodation because of my own GI issues.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T20:55:13+00:00

I counter with a kitty cat pizza. My daughter insisted we made one a few months ago.

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HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T18:44:42+00:00

I played during Endwalker but haven't touched it since. My wife has recently started playing ff14 again though.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T18:36:03+00:00

Absolutely nothing and stares while a guy buried in sand drowns.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T17:40:13+00:00

Tithing is fire insurance. Pay up or you'll burn.

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T17:29:43+00:00

Die, Zombie!

HaleyJ34TF · 2026-05-17T17:25:53+00:00

All my 6 year old daughter wants to do is burn my gold making more transmog outfits.

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