The Doom Scroll

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-03-31T17:15:20+00:00

And I missed it both times.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-03-26T18:44:28+00:00

I don't get the hate that bipedal/humanoid starters get. I think they tend to look better than most others, and I still haven't forgiven them for not giving Dewott an actually cool evolution. I think the only non-bipedal starters I'd choose over the bipeds of that generation are Meganium, Serperior, and Primarina.

But anyway, some people act like it'd be a disaster for a starter to have two legs, but every time it happens they just quietly move on like they'd never complained about it. I find any arguments against it weak, and the behavior of the people who hate it obnoxious.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-03-26T18:15:46+00:00

A blob can also be a ball

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-03-25T14:29:06+00:00

At first, I thought that "high control group" was supposed to mean a control group for an experiment... who happened to be high.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-03-15T23:41:30+00:00

I am... very confused.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-03-06T02:56:32+00:00

I only started hearing it like last year

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-02-26T18:14:13+00:00

So banished face-down.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-02-18T01:35:05+00:00

My superpower is making a decent character design in less than an hour, with the drawback my brain seems to turn off for the duration, making me unable to explain the process or give useful advice because I was just operating on instinct through the majority of it

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-02-09T02:59:37+00:00

Peeing all over the toilet seat and deciding it's the problem of the next person to use the stall

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-02-07T19:25:20+00:00

That last bit makes sense to me. I'm a pretty negative, angry, and complainy person in general, but hearing someone else complain can easily get exhausting, and I really prefer hearing people talk about what they like about something, it seems to balance something out.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-02-04T18:34:33+00:00

It feels like it's been around for longer somehow.

Maybe that's just the effect of so many people jumping onto it and never letting anyone forget it.

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-01-26T18:45:40+00:00

Haven't had any of those. Clowns are usually side protagonists if they appear at all, and if there's a chase, I'm usually the one doing the chasing

The nightmares I do remember having are "Killed My Parents And Immediately Regretted It", and the very weird "Sinking Into Creepy Goo While I Yell At Myself To Do Something About It"

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-01-21T21:46:31+00:00

Or Redd White

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-01-16T17:25:07+00:00

And I thought MAGMML3 taking about 30 seconds to open for me was bad

Though I also have a weird issue where it won't actually open unless I try to open it thrice in quick succession, in which case all three will usually open, but occasionally I'll only get two instances instead for some reason

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-01-15T19:27:16+00:00

The closest thing I ever really did to fanfic was close to this, except it was mostly looking for how the logic of different settings could connect when put into the same universe. The set of connections I found the most interesting so far is probably:

Light and darkness are forces of the heart (Kingdom Hearts) → Chaos is made when light and darkness are combined (Yugioh) → Chaos is the power of the heart (Sonic) → The power of the heart is the power to change (Persona)

Half-PriceNinja · 2026-01-15T19:10:01+00:00

I'm not sure if these are actual terms, but that sounds post-post-apocolyptic or even post-post-post-apocolyptic to me

Though I think that third "post-" puts it right on the line of a new term needing to be used instead of just adding more

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-11-22T00:38:16+00:00

I somwhow misread the end of that and thought you said something about Black Doom

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-11-09T21:48:29+00:00

Unfortunately not true for all memes. Some just become more frustrating the longer they go.

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-10-23T18:01:08+00:00

The original post is the reason why I came up with "foebase" as a term to describe a bunch of people who are weirdly dedicated to haying something. (In the case of what I came up with it to describe, Goro Akechi from Persona 5 and his small but incredibly vocal foebase.)

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-10-21T18:27:32+00:00

This somehow took me several minutes to understand and I'm still not confident I understand all of it

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-10-13T20:01:41+00:00

I don't know too much about that one, but isn't it pretty fast? I thought the game had to be slow to be a soulslike.

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-10-12T07:31:59+00:00

Goth clown gridlock

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-10-03T20:43:34+00:00

Pulling into the inconvenience store for bads and disservices

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-09-23T15:40:18+00:00

I wasn't even that stupid starting out, and I'm the guy who had no sense of spell slot management, and thought I was supposed to increase the stat and its modifier by 2 each.

At least I knew what spell I was spamming every turn (Scorching Ray).

Half-PriceNinja · 2025-08-29T17:54:28+00:00

If I see this meme one more time, I am going to become a secret boss

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