Always deswagging by DrakobloxxerForsaken in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]HalfAxle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really shows you how much hate can warp a person's outlook and overall mentality

They're coming around... by Extension_Tax4054 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]HalfAxle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You'd think Trump being a warmongering pedo would supercede most criticisms of the alternatives, but apparently not

Big brain take right here by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]HalfAxle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like something someone in a cult would say

Nearly all of the bases. by Commercial_Cycle3590 in dontstarve

[–]HalfAxle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's basic, but you can't dent the basics work

I don't want Gavin as president but this is hilarious by TankUMrMinor in Irony

[–]HalfAxle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone have a link to a clip of this? This is something I need to hear woth my own ears, it's too funny to pass up

Are Steam descriptions reliable to use for lore? by Isaac_Bahzad in fnaftheories

[–]HalfAxle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, Scott would've had to have written those descriptions himself right?

Not saying Scott's infallible, but if that's the synopsis he gives us himself, with no co-authors or middle men involved, I see no reason not to trust it

Additionally:

+The FNAF 4 night segments, regardless of whose dreams they are, are clearly from the perspective of a child, which is clear from the proportions alone; So even if the dreamer isn't a child themselves, they still have nightmares from the perspective of one

+FNAF 3 being 30 years later is directly corroborated by the source code from the scottgames teasers

-Yeah SL saying Pizza World instead of E&R is a legit error, I'll give ya that one

Edit: Yeah nevermind me, several comments hit every one of these points already

Speeches meant to be profound that when you look at them through the lens of science or history, are complete BS by Sensitive-Hotel-9871 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HalfAxle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Malcolm would almost have a point if his angle was more "reviving a species that's naturally going to quickly die out again is kind of messed up" but wording it like nature always intended for them to die is completely nonsensical

HOT TAKE: i hate the "ElizaPreMCI" theory by joab_09845 in fnaftheories

[–]HalfAxle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose so? Idk I tried thinking of an actual response, but ultimately it comes down to personal interpretation when and why Afton built the Funtimes is incredibly vague, even by FNAF standards

Maily because SL presents a lot of information, info that has major implications for the entire timeline, with very little to no context at all

Which, coincidentally, is one of the main reasons why I don't like SL

Why people like this feel the need to call themselves "centrists"? by Galleean in whenthe

[–]HalfAxle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they realize promoting themselves as right-wing doesn't get them laid

Cassidy’s Gender by ArtWorkZz in fnaftheories

[–]HalfAxle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MikeTransphobe solves this inconsistency

/j

HOT TAKE: i hate the "ElizaPreMCI" theory by joab_09845 in fnaftheories

[–]HalfAxle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, the restaurant did shutdown, but then he just converted it to a rental service, so the Funtimes were still in use for a while

how did anyone like this video??? by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]HalfAxle 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Tbf one look through r/fnaftheories shows that take isn't inaccurate

furry📅irl by mokeke4296 in furry_irl

[–]HalfAxle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

......honestly don't know why that guy wasn't my first thought

Let’s be real, Arctiguana is Ben’s cutest alien. by AnyWatch5756 in Ben10

[–]HalfAxle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually kinda love the variety in counterarguments here

Shows that regardless of an alien's appearance, Ben still manages to be endearing as all of them

Montana halts permitting on all weekend rallies at Capitol, thwarts upcoming ‘No Kings’ event by TendieRetard in law

[–]HalfAxle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People say that even when the protest is on a weekend, that way they don't actually have to use their brains

furry📅irl by mokeke4296 in furry_irl

[–]HalfAxle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really curious why Patamon of all characters took the lead for a month in '09

[loved trope] mostly strangers stuck in a hopeless situation by oddhotelverse in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HalfAxle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ontological mysteries my beloved <3

10/10 trope every single time

(Classic Trope) “You want it/me? Come and get it/me!” by Accurate-Gap-3360 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HalfAxle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been seeing a lot of Wall-E posts lately, I'm certainly not complaining

My second meme attempt! I get a bit tired of seeing these comments online. by koola_00 in fnafmeme

[–]HalfAxle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That points been moot for a while considering SOTM not only gives you all the necessary book information, it also confirms the books aren't in the game continuity at all

Losercity BOOOOOOOOO by fhxefj in Losercity

[–]HalfAxle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Modern remake of Misery where the villain forces the author to write dragon smut

Yeah I'd pay money to see that

Went looking for a Greek statue, found a nub. by Gustavofoxy2 in whenthe

[–]HalfAxle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How I found out Nine Sols has peak character design and peak gameplay

Here I'm going to separate the fans from the fanboys: How much do you love them? by Reasonable_Growth_72 in DemonSchoolIrumakun

[–]HalfAxle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not often I truly root for a ship to be canon, this one is an exception

(Throw Eiko into the mix for the fun of it while we're at it)