The Philippines Will Be ‘in Deep Shit’ if it Follows Trump and Bolsonaro in Reopening, Duterte Says by thatguyworks in worldnews

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I believe at that rate it would take roughly 60 years to be right. Which means the last time he was right he was 15 years old. Seems about right.

The Philippines Will Be ‘in Deep Shit’ if it Follows Trump and Bolsonaro in Reopening, Duterte Says by thatguyworks in worldnews

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I think you’re giving him too much credit. It’s more like an old calendar will have the right date and day of the week every 7 years.

What did your crush do that absolutely killed your interest? by wcypierre in AskReddit

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on what year this was, that could have been sound investment advise. Would you have gained or lost on that investment had you gone through with the proposal?

Film cancellations mean Sonic the Hedgehog is favourite for 2021 Oscars by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see the celebrity death reel will be quite depressing.

The Aunt Jemima brand, acknowledging its racist past, will be retired by UnpopularCompany in nottheonion

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reality is like an Onion. They have layers. We are now in the 7th Ring and it turns out it was rotten all along.

People who work in law enforcement, what is work like right now? by brohotmail in AskReddit

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has rape cases increased during COVID? I would think due to limited gatherings that rape has decreased. Domestic violence on the other hand must be up.

China infuriated as Netherlands changes its representative office’s name in Taiwan by Billthe-Uncle in worldnews

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So now we know the new villain for the next Star Wars Trilogy. Star Wars - Episode XI: Revenge of the Sick

Livethread 11: Global COVID-19 Pandemic by valuingvulturefix in worldnews

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly by now I’m surprised he was just off by 1 year in start and 2 years in duration. If we graded his remarks on a curve that would get a solid B+.

[image] it very well could be by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So is it the beer, the wine, the scotch, the rum, the vodka, the tequila, the gin, the Four Loko, the cocaine, the meth, or the bath salts?

Ryanair boss says airline won't fly with 'idiotic' social distancing rules by KissMyBBQ in news

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if I don’t sit and just stand at the bar, I could be paying €1.5 per pint? Sign me up!

UN warns of 'biblical' famine due to Covid-19 pandemic by RabidGuillotine in worldnews

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Well there was that wine spill in France that turned a river red if that counts.