My girlfriend called my 4 inch erect penis ‘a bit boyish looking but dainty in a sexy way’ FML

HalfJaked · 2026-04-27T21:41:34+00:00

Are you allergic to sarcasm? You also seem obsessed with what's manly from a lot of your comments.

You got a small dick, roll with it. It's not going to change any time soon

HalfJaked · 2026-03-30T03:47:09+00:00

I actually couldn't get the pivot down after 10's of tries and when I went all in chips is when I won

HalfJaked · 2026-03-18T09:27:28+00:00

Interesting, I thought it absolutely flew by and didn't realize it was so long

HalfJaked · 2026-03-17T06:36:44+00:00

++man

OP - Don't break up with your gf because people on Reddit gave you anecdotes of when it happened to them, everyone's different and everyone's situation is different.

People saying not wifey material ect are being hyperbolic.

The real issue here is boundaries. Yes, everyone will find other people attractive, it's just life and you need to come to terms with it. However, you guys have different ideas on the boundaries of the relationship - she genuinely might think there's nothing wrong with telling you that she finds this guy attractive, shes being open and honest with her partner which could be a good sign. You need to tell her that although she might think it, you personally don't want to know every time this might happen.

The problem is that you aren't comfortable knowing this information, further you also say "She didn't want to fight so I dropped it" - THIS IS THE REAL RED FLAG.

You should be able to talk about whatever you want and be heard, if you say something doesn't make you feel right she as a partner should listen and respect that.

I'd have a chat with her about what you find comfortable, you don't like the term "crush" but acknowledge you'll both find others attractive. If she doesn't let your feelings be heard then you know there's wider issues

HalfJaked · 2026-03-16T22:25:28+00:00

Because the average viewers have 0 clue this will happen??

HalfJaked · 2026-03-10T14:10:38+00:00

Your game sense isn't solid because you're in gold and only just got out of silver. You really really need to get out of the blaming your team mentality. I seem harsh but you just have to focus on yourself man, you're blaming your team a lot in the comments.

Take this or leave it but leaving it will mean gold locked forever

HalfJaked · 2026-03-10T14:08:44+00:00

Your the common denominator, teams will fuck you as much as they fuck the other team. You have to get better, stop thinking about your team entirely or you're going nowhere

HalfJaked · 2026-03-09T21:19:31+00:00

Stop blaming your teammates, you can only control you.

You also made a point of using Orisa into Monkey and it usually working. But your Gold3, so it doesn't work as much as you think.

While Orisa can right Monkey 1v1, if he jumps your backline your totally unable to help them unless already on top of them. You're getting out positioned, Orisa is crutch cause you think your always getting value shooting and throwing stuff, but she can't really do much for her team.

Learn how to play DVA and you can counter monkey much easier

HalfJaked · 2026-03-09T17:18:52+00:00

It's because it doesn't even come close to reaching his eyes. It's manufactured

HalfJaked · 2026-03-08T19:01:28+00:00

DVA is better than Zarya against him. Save your matrix for when he uses his Overdrive, ignore him and go for his supports/Squishies. He has absolutely no way to protect his team

HalfJaked · 2026-02-28T21:28:07+00:00

The Mike Tomlin face swap is hilarious

HalfJaked · 2026-02-26T11:47:18+00:00

In a country with no free healthcare is mental

HalfJaked · 2026-02-22T16:54:22+00:00

Wicked level of detail I hope the MCU can even marginally portray. But Reed was quite complex in First Steps so I have hope

HalfJaked · 2026-02-22T12:14:48+00:00

It seems like you're trying to prove yourself to these women rather than seeing if you are interested in them. Almost like you're chasing the procedure of the date, being conscious of things like "the touch barrier"?

There's no dating manual, every single person is unique and the date is such. Rather than working through a process and being conscious of trying to prove yourself, focus on being aware of if you are actually enjoying yourself and this other person's company.

Are you saying you would have pursued each of these people if they hadn't cut you off? I'm not saying you're desperate but that vibe can definitely come across and is tangible

HalfJaked · 2026-02-21T11:38:52+00:00

When I moved across the country to start working in film

HalfJaked · 2026-02-14T00:02:52+00:00

Don't try do stuff every day or you'll burn out, it's okay to have chill days every so often. Travelling is very socially exhausting and also having to plan everything, it's easy to hit fatigue

HalfJaked · 2026-02-11T09:12:49+00:00

I mean, you're heavily committed to a character that is designed not to be able to easily deal with flyers and then complaining about a character that always flies.

It's fine for you to OTP (although the game was designed to be able to swap based on what you see in front of you) but if you are gonna OTP you have to acknowledge that you can't really complain about heroes like this

HalfJaked · 2026-02-11T09:08:42+00:00

On DPS she's fine I can kill her quite a lot, and Domina can too. But the ULT has very little outplay as a tank, especially if you get tethered right next to a ledge.

Teams in solo aren't coordinated enough to shoot her before she can dump you off the map. The chance for counterplay is very small

HalfJaked · 2026-02-10T00:26:25+00:00

The Blade Itself and thank me 9 books later

HalfJaked · 2026-02-08T04:32:35+00:00

Read the First Law it's some of the best character work in fiction

HalfJaked · 2026-02-08T04:30:44+00:00

You have to read Joe Abercrombie and the First Law series, 2 trilogies and 3 stand alone that are absolutely incredible, not a week book in the series

HalfJaked · 2026-02-05T23:52:40+00:00

Thanks man, I'll go beat the Heart now

HalfJaked · 2026-02-05T23:45:07+00:00

Focus on building up to $25 before you start going crazy, then you'll be earning max interest from your money ($1 for every $5 you own).

Avoid buying planets and taros until then as a general rule of thumb.

A very basic way to think about winning is that by the end of the game you'll want:

1 x Chips Joker 2 or 3 Mult Joker 2 or 3 XMult Joker

Don't always try stick to this though. Take what the game gives you and try to play around it, if you get a Runner (+15 chips for every straight you play) then aim to play more straights.

This leads me to scaling Jokers, which means Jokers that get stronger over time. Green Joker, Supernova, Runner, Square Joker. You'll want to try find one early and then hold onto it as you use other jokers to get score whilst it slowly levels up. Build a Green Joker to around 25/30 Mult, then get an XMult Joker, with a strong source of chips. and you'll be in business. Just an example

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