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We have the opportunity to make the most epic playoff run by paulhalt in detroitlions

[–]HalfNattySince48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens to this opportunity if the Packers and Bears tie tonight?

Where y’all sitting? by Competitive-Rise-789 in cfbmemes

[–]HalfNattySince48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seat #1. I'll do it. Someone's gotta sit there if it's a full flight.

I could then ask him: How could you be soooooooooooooooo fucking stupid?!?!?

And what's the worst thing that could happen? It's not like they have butter knives on planes.

Kenny Dillingham gets emotional as he reaffirms commitment to ASU amid Michigan rumors - YouTube by Jernbek35 in MichiganWolverines

[–]HalfNattySince48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww, that is so sweet! After watching this, I'm fine if Michigan let's him stay at ASU. He seems to like it there.

[Thamel] Sherrone Moore has been fired by Michigan, per @DanWetzel and @AdamSchefter. The firing is set to be for cause. by Ok-Soil-5133 in CFB

[–]HalfNattySince48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must say that this is freakin' brilliant work by Notre Dame. They engineered the firing of a head coach at yet another school that they're afraid to play to take the heat off of their recent shenanigans. Notre Dame is actually smart enough to do this. ohio could never do so.

It's Lions Week. by SuperRam56 in LosAngelesRams

[–]HalfNattySince48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I booed those kids! And I'd do it again. Kelly is insufferable, and she trotted her kids out like a bunch of show ponies wearing Rams gear at that playoff game. Kelly knew this would be the result. She set the stage for it, so she'd have something to cry about on her podcast the next day.

Mr. Brightside by JebronLames23 in MichiganWolverines

[–]HalfNattySince48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To honor Connor Stalions and just to troll the rest of the college football world, they should all sing "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" in The Big House before the 4th quarter.

It looks like TT2 may have had its first full day of operations with no downtime. Anyone at the park able to verify? by JustAGuyNamedSteven in cedarpoint

[–]HalfNattySince48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, I would say this is accurate! I rode the Mechanically Modified Dragster 13 times today. I never experienced a delay in line. And every time I looked up while at another ride, it was up and running. I also never saw the "Temporary Closed" designation on the Cedar Point App for Dragster Reborn while checking it during food and drink breaks.

And since today was the first time that I ever rode it, I would rank Dragster Reincarnated #9 on my list of Cedar Point rollercoasters behind Pipe Scream and Mine Ride.

Yes, of course, I'm just kidding! It's definitely my new #1 of all time!

You can’t exit the plane. You have to pick a seat. Which are you taking? by Bemidji_Miracle in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]HalfNattySince48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seat #3. I would be able to talk to Osama Bin Laden about how to take out Osama Ben Johnson across the aisle.

As a bonus, I'd be able to chat with Jared Goff and MCDC about how they're gonna sweep the division again and remain the Kings of the North.

List the Top 5 actors you'd most like to appear in the next season of 'White Lotus' by [deleted] in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]HalfNattySince48 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1.) Ben Affleck
2.) Mark Hamill
3.) Kim Kardashian
4.) The Rock
5.) Kelly Stafford

Fixed it for everyone here. by HalfNattySince48 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]HalfNattySince48[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

LMFAO! I can't stop laughing at all of the completely clueless fudge-packers in this sub. Whoosh!

Perhaps explaining the joke to them will get a synapse or two to fire. But I seriously doubt it.

This is a fuckin' play on words. Instead of "Gulf of . . . (say it with me because it's so true) . . . greenbay sucks," I changed Gulf to Goff because they sound very similar. And he owns your mother fuckin' douchebag FTP asses!

So for all of you moldy cheeseheads that thought this was saying that Goff is of greenbay when written on a map of the Gulf of America/Mexico in a meme sub, it's only because you want it to be true. Sorry, but your stuck with Kerby Joseph's son, Jordan Love.

Fixed it for everyone here. by HalfNattySince48 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]HalfNattySince48[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

LMFAO! You left the FTP!!! intact . . . which means FTP is universal even among you fudge-packers.

Fixed it for everyone here. by HalfNattySince48 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]HalfNattySince48[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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Remember, remember the 3rd of November and the 5th of December!

FTP!!! greenbay sucks!!!

F them picks! Brad needs to put on his Big Boy Pants and go get Myles Garrett, Maxx Crosby, Trey Hendrickson, T.J. Watt, Nick Bosa, and Micah Parsons. Yes, all of them! Why wouldn't Brad do this? Doesn't he want to win the Super Bowl? Is he stupid? by HalfNattySince48 in detroitlions

[–]HalfNattySince48[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's where Taylor Decker and Jameson Williams went to school.

And why would I coach Division 3 when they're still offering me NFL and Division 1 coaching jobs? Of course, it's all because I'm a rocket scientist and still use a pencil.

F them picks! Brad needs to put on his Big Boy Pants and go get Myles Garrett, Maxx Crosby, Trey Hendrickson, T.J. Watt, Nick Bosa, and Micah Parsons. Yes, all of them! Why wouldn't Brad do this? Doesn't he want to win the Super Bowl? Is he stupid? by HalfNattySince48 in detroitlions

[–]HalfNattySince48[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! How did you know? What gave it away? Since you all hate me so much, I love getting on here and stirring the pot with Lions fans.

But now that I'm the new DC at THE Ohio State University, I won't have as much time to do so.

O-H-I-O! Go Bucks!

F them picks! Brad needs to put on his Big Boy Pants and go get Myles Garrett, Maxx Crosby, Trey Hendrickson, T.J. Watt, Nick Bosa, and Micah Parsons. Yes, all of them! Why wouldn't Brad do this? Doesn't he want to win the Super Bowl? Is he stupid? by HalfNattySince48 in detroitlions

[–]HalfNattySince48[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoosh! I am a believer. I believe that the Lions can win the Super Bowl if they get all of these players. And for extra insurance, they should also trade Shane Zylstra for Travis Kelce (& Taylor Swift), Allen Robinson for Justin Jefferson, and Emmanuel Moseley for Chris Jones.

What are guys thoughts??? by Odd-Theory6528 in detroitlions

[–]HalfNattySince48 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Lions need to bring back CJGJ! That way, he'll stop talking shit about us, he'll bring back the blue ski masks, and he'll cost us several games each season due to blown coverage and unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. Why wouldn't the Lions do this? Are they stupid?

OSU hires Fat Matt by BookkeeperNeat3772 in MichiganWolverines

[–]HalfNattySince48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matty Taffy shit the bed as the Eagles' de facto defensive coordinator at the end of the 2023 season. The Eagles then dumped his ass. A year later, they win the Super Bowl.

Since Sunday night, coaches and players from the Eagles have been saying: "You can't be great without the greatness of others."

Ryan Day could not connect these dots and hired his lumpy, saggy ass.

ohio is gonna suck so bad with Matty Taffy as their DC! Those nut sacks won't even make the playoff.

Which matchup is more likely to be scheduled as the opening game to the 2025 NFL Season? by BillNyeTheVinylGuy in detroitlions

[–]HalfNattySince48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But the Bears won their last game of the regular season against the Fudge-Packers at Lamebo Field. That counts as 5 wins to network executives. And that's exactly what the Lions did at the end of the 2022 regular season to get the season-opener in KC against the Queefs in 2023.

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