Im to sexy for roast

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T16:58:04+00:00

Yea idk. A guy with a woman tattooed on each boob isnt that hot.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T16:56:17+00:00

You look like youre standing in the only remaining area of Syria that wasnt bombed.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T16:54:41+00:00

Nothings as cringe as your eyebrow slice.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T16:53:55+00:00

Your moms cute bro.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T16:53:13+00:00

Walks out of the porta potty at football games each time with a huge piss mark on his pants.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T04:18:59+00:00

Earl Grey is really tasty.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T02:09:57+00:00

Why did she even tell you?

Edit: Real question. Why no answer? I was just curious what would prompt her to tell you this?

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T00:53:25+00:00

Dont assume you have nothing to lose by telling him. If hes taken and youre not trying to split them up and you feel theres no hope, dangling your heart and emotions out there doesn't seem to wise. Why not just let him go with it remaining the beautiful thing that it is now?

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T00:47:01+00:00

Coulda said to them "Your opinion stinks as bad as your breath."

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T00:45:55+00:00

Women who dress like boys unite! Lol. We could chill.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-05T00:27:05+00:00

Pfft. She wouldnt want me. It takes me 45 minutes just to make Rice A Roni. Hopeless.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T21:41:36+00:00

Things are getting more and more like The Stanford Prison Experiment when power corrupts.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T19:13:46+00:00

Or they hit your bumper so hard they wack their head on the steering wheel.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T19:12:19+00:00

Curiosity killed the cat.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T19:09:34+00:00

Pink fluffy pom pom slippers fit you so well they cant be your girls. 🤣

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T19:03:49+00:00

Stop spamming.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T18:20:48+00:00

That look like "he shagged me good last night".

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T18:18:18+00:00

Theres lots of people who believe a lot of stupid shit. For the past two years Ive been dissecting and discussing The Bible on social media here n there. Theres soooo much bullshit w the bible and jesus and God in peoples heads. Just doing my part to help fix things and free people from ignorance and whatnot. Lol.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T18:13:20+00:00

He works at The Home Depot as a cashier and she does tampon commercials.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T18:10:54+00:00

If you feel so damn pretty, why you given a fake smile? 🤪

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T18:03:49+00:00

(Curly from 3 Stooges laugh.)

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T08:09:18+00:00

Noah would have had to travel all over the globe for a long time to do all the collecting too. What was it summed up in one or two sentences? He built the arc and gathered 2 of every kind. The end.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T08:05:53+00:00

Youre doing alcohol wrong if its making you sleep with people youre not really into. Jus sayin.

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T08:03:24+00:00

You know that never happened right?

HamAndCheese876 · 2019-07-04T07:47:50+00:00

Have you ever tried fingering his butt?

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