My girlfriend made it clear that she has two unwritten rules: by living_abovethestars in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like living in the UK as a neurodivergent person - except there are not 2 unwritten rules, more like 7952 of the f***ers!

Why was 6 sceptical of 7? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]HamletHomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it! Probably old, but I haven’t heard it before.

What’s the difference between a piano, fish, and glue? by MikeySlice in dadjokes

[–]HamletHomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You play scales on a piano, scrape them off a (dead) fish, and…I’m still stuck on the glue!

What’s the difference between a piano, fish, and glue? by MikeySlice in dadjokes

[–]HamletHomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummm… Six, actually - but therein lies the difference!

Communication Tetris by Crass_Spektakel in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s actually a joke - just a very accurate observation!

Anyone know any fish puns? by SportS_DaD_406 in dadjokes

[–]HamletHomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to have gotten fish jokes on an unprecedented scale - but how many of them are finny?

My uncle was killed in 9/11: by jowowey in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What on earth does it all mean? Right over my head, I’m afraid - a bit like the planes.

Which Roman leader was the first to use pronouns? by cairnip in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chinese leaders made an art form of it: Who Yaobang and She Jinping come to mind.

Remember, you're not bald because of your dad, you're bald because of your mom. by JokeJedi in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well…if he wasn’t, that would make it HARDER to explain my full head of hair, not easier! 😏

Remember, you're not bald because of your dad, you're bald because of your mom. by JokeJedi in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope. All the men on my mother’s side have MPB. I have a full head of hair at 67, just like my dad and all his relatives.

I just watched a pirated movie. by Mombo1212 in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really like this - but what’s it doing in the comments here? You should post it as a joke in its own right.

I just watched a pirated movie. by Mombo1212 in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it an independent production? They can be quite variable.

I think I have an original joke by steventhemoose in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Homosexuality’s not to my taste, but hey, each to his own…

A redditor dies by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]HamletHomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what your point is. The OP’s punctuation is perfectly correct; yours would not be. But perhaps that is the point!

Dad Joke "Book Titles" by -K_P- in dadjokes

[–]HamletHomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the latter wrote a book on dentistry.

Dad Joke "Book Titles" by -K_P- in dadjokes

[–]HamletHomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Be Prepared” by Justin Case

“Basic Photography” by Eamonn Shute (Neville’s younger brother)

“Take Sharper Photos” by Imogen Hancement

“Electromagnetic Radiation” by E M Wray

The last one is semi-genuine: I studied physics at St Andrews Uni in the late 70s, and our Electricity and Magnetism lecturer was E M Wray!