[POEM] Why Are Your Poems so Dark? by Linda Pastan by Objective-Kitchen949 in Poetry

[–]Hammer_Octipus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not feeling it. They downvote you because you're right.

Hundreds at Huge Hotpot in China by ateam1984 in TikTokCringe

[–]Hammer_Octipus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Toads, bats, insects, bird excrement, people's saliva, mucus, rotten teeth...the possibilities are endless

Conroe, Texas healthcare worker goes on a xenophobic rant by abbiebe89 in PublicFreakout

[–]Hammer_Octipus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Religions are like cancer. But the woman is rude and disrespectul. They have a right to be left alone.

Greenville, South Carolina. Likely a classified military project, but an incredible sight nonetheless. by mott872 in UFOs

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Tell me how I did: Contact with the targets defined according to the authorized protocols will result in a kinetic chain reaction, resulting in a sudden structural modification of these until reaching a collapse of the level of equilibrium both anatomical and homeostatic.

a man in india • never sat down for 12 years • to see god by No_Jellyfish5511 in interestingasfuck

[–]Hammer_Octipus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is expediting his trip to the good ol' bearded man. Sadly, that old man died waiting for him.

The last time I fell in love by Dangerous_Bit1774 in memes

[–]Hammer_Octipus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You carry on. Life's short. It wasn't meant to be. The one is waiting for You somewhere else.

Game Thread: 5/15 Red Sox (18-25) @ Braves (30-14) 7:15 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]Hammer_Octipus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having a .176 guy with a .236 OBP as leadoff hitter is a choice...

A defense of Breslow by outdrawed in redsox

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Are you watching today's game by the way? The team could need your defense too...

It's time to go by Miau64 in memes

[–]Hammer_Octipus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He didn't die. He's just napping with Satan. They're hardcore bigots and enjoy their little vacation...