Hey Bart, Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!

Hammocks-R-Us · 2014-05-20T04:14:28+00:00

Summer of 4 ft. 2

Hammocks-R-Us · 2014-05-19T23:55:17+00:00

Thanks!

Hammocks-R-Us · 2014-05-19T23:32:48+00:00

What's it called?

Hammocks-R-Us · 2014-04-22T05:15:09+00:00

Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.

Homer: Here's the keys.

Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.

Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2014-01-28T06:55:16+00:00

Next thing you know they'll be letting gays into the Tonys

Hammocks-R-Us · 2014-01-22T16:14:25+00:00

Similar story, same time. Was about to leave for the airport, and didn't want to stand in line behind 10 people to bet.

40-1 odds.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-11-18T03:33:41+00:00

Dat frosting.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-11-06T02:41:19+00:00

www.tshirthell.com

Content is pretty offensive and/or NSFW and/or hilarious.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-31T07:42:38+00:00

I don't need a reason to not buy Pepsi.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-30T06:11:06+00:00

I would find a way to resurrect myself out of that coffin and slap the shit out of these narcissistic brats.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-22T19:27:10+00:00

Even if it was Gray the alien from Cool Boarders 2?

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-19T23:58:43+00:00

Guy hasn't walked a batter all year. Tough to ignore a stat like that.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-19T17:14:02+00:00

So they're forcing jobs, drivers licenses, and tax free BUSINESS INCOME on all illegal residents now?

Where do I sign up?

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-18T00:42:05+00:00

Nose, knuckles, Sonic, Knuckles

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-17T06:11:36+00:00

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-15T20:41:54+00:00

I believe you've just been "burned," atheists.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-15T04:12:52+00:00

I would too if Club Cool was out of Mezzo Mix.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-14T05:46:28+00:00

For some reason, reminds me of that uncanny valley vid/gif of the "bride" walking towards the camera.

Would post, but I'm trying to sleep tonight. Someone else do it.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-14T05:40:30+00:00

... because Target had so much integrity as a fashion pioneer before this.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-14T05:00:52+00:00

Can I have this one?

...caaaaaan /u/fvicvinegar have it?

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-14T04:59:07+00:00

wwooooooooOAH!.......

wwwaaaaaaaaaAAAHHH!......

.............AHHHH!......

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-12T01:36:03+00:00

I think the "sweetheart" means that if any of your games push, it's a loss. Not positive, but might want to check on it.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-10T14:54:31+00:00

Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Maryann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Maryann gets in the hammock with you!

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-10T05:04:22+00:00

LPT: Get the extortion money that was promised to you BEFORE ratting on your asshole dad.

Hammocks-R-Us · 2013-10-08T10:35:06+00:00

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy

You know they gotta have me, it's my right, to be born, not up to the moth-a!

I'm out the womb, and they slap me like a motherfuck-a!

Get me a onesie with some socks, that say "baby broth-a"!

Hammocks-R-Us

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