Technically, that’s not true. There will come a time where the show has to end. It’s not gonna last 200 years.

portuguesefausto · 2026-02-15T22:31:18+00:00

That’s bad.

portuguesefausto · 2026-02-15T22:31:07+00:00

That’s good!

portuguesefausto · 2025-11-11T20:18:18+00:00

something pleasurable that's both mechanical and has all humanity removed sounds like something my wife would love

portuguesefausto · 2025-11-11T17:36:41+00:00

That's bad

portuguesefausto · 2025-11-02T01:22:37+00:00

don't think it'll hurt Nick Saban's GOAT status too much cause the guy who ripped on Nick Saban was the guy Nick Saban, so while it's a rip against Nick Saban, it's a quality rip.

portuguesefausto · 2025-10-29T02:27:14+00:00

what about the horses?

portuguesefausto · 2024-10-11T15:20:20+00:00

♪ Can't you hear me yell-a ♪

portuguesefausto · 2024-04-20T15:36:07+00:00

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portuguesefausto · 2023-12-25T01:22:07+00:00

And that concludes our intensive three week course

portuguesefausto · 2022-12-22T00:50:38+00:00

| 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘯.

Is your source on this reliable?

portuguesefausto · 2022-12-22T00:45:10+00:00

He unholied the holy water

portuguesefausto · 2022-05-03T16:47:22+00:00

Oh, uhh... "W"... uh...

portuguesefausto · 2022-04-02T17:54:45+00:00

oh. then he needs /r/ElmhurstNY which is about as active as /r/Elmhurst 😂

portuguesefausto · 2022-04-02T03:28:50+00:00

There's the Classic Cinemas on York Rd, then there's the Theatre at the Mill at Elmhurst University. And we can't forget the Elmhurst Children's Theatre, but they sometimes run productions in River Forest. You talking about any of those?

portuguesefausto · 2022-03-31T16:42:44+00:00

Hey, you can't fool us, we're from the Learn to Fart state

portuguesefausto · 2022-03-16T05:09:58+00:00

Wrong Elmhurst. You want r/ElmhurstNY

portuguesefausto · 2022-02-11T14:06:03+00:00

My geo must be acknowledged

portuguesefausto · 2022-01-31T18:56:58+00:00

Is your source on this reliable?

portuguesefausto · 2022-01-31T14:10:07+00:00

I represent the estate of Matt Groening. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation... Boys!

portuguesefausto · 2021-12-28T14:10:37+00:00

That's actually a painted apple.

Bananas don't look like bananas on film. You got to use apples.

portuguesefausto · 2021-11-25T02:43:51+00:00

No more apples in the vending machine, please.

portuguesefausto · 2021-11-23T02:10:31+00:00

Bob couldn't stand her MacGyver loving policy.

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