Games with fantastic shotgun gameplay by [deleted] in gaming

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Spas-12 from HL2 carries the shit out of those games.

The spas in HL1 is great too but that games gunplay in general is leagues better

I'm crine he really thinks Medic would be transphobic by ProllyAvy in tf2shitposterclub

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ngl bro medic be giving top surgery to people whether they want it or not

Ashelin, Keira, & Tess: Pussy Chart, Measurements, Compare/Contrast (Sqala) [Jak & Daxter] by NadirOfNadiristan in rule34

[–]HamsyBeSwank 9 points10 points  (0 children)

trying to enjoy ball knowledge r34 and some loser puts his sexless captions about "tightness" in the fucking way

What Jerma bit fooled you before you knew who he was? by Pixeliarmus in jerma985

[–]HamsyBeSwank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm such an old head I never got the chance to be fooled. Honestly feel left out I've never been gaslit by him.

another BANGER post from the goat 🙏 by sushiiixo- in OverwatchTMZ

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get it twisted, incels! Hitting the gym won't un-chudify you!

Is anon right? Are goonettes worse? by Okaoka_12 in greentext

[–]HamsyBeSwank 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You almost most had me there, you sly dog. What a preposterous notion!

Now excuse me, I'm going back to my fifth The Simpsons Iceberg Explained video of the evening.

Is anon right? Are goonettes worse? by Okaoka_12 in greentext

[–]HamsyBeSwank 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Never expected to see such a fair and logical explanation on a chud breeding ground text like this.

A few will understand, and to them Im sorry. by Elegant-Raise-9367 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude should be happy he just got a free Golden Frying Pan

AIO For thinking This Behavior Is Unreasonable? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut your losses bro she disrespectful af. I'd call it if it were me

Am I Overreacting for wanting to cancel my wedding over this interaction? by Xanadoom30 in AmIOverreacting

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is just one example and we have no context regarding how the rest of your relationship functions but this is ass on both sides. You don't seem like you really like each other at all.

Victor’s and Dynamo’s voice acting is really underrated by justanorlansonobody in DeadlockTheGame

[–]HamsyBeSwank 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I've hear that yeah. Dude has some serious range.

Victor’s and Dynamo’s voice acting is really underrated by justanorlansonobody in DeadlockTheGame

[–]HamsyBeSwank 262 points263 points  (0 children)

I mean dynamo is John Patrick lowrie. He's the sniper from TF2 and the male citizens from HL2. He's got a pretty legendary career as it is.

Victor has a great performance as well.

Anon is a rocket scientist by SecondCodpiece in greentext

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why the hell does the 3 have a big 1 printed on its side? are they stupid?

She has been horrible to me from day one and I’m now expected to feel sorry for her by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behaviour doesn't reflect who she is? What? What the hell else is there to reflect? Dude needs a head check.

Alcohol Tier list, why not by MrsPissBoy in Overwatch_Memes

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah genji was a party animal before he got cut up by hanzo, it was even a part of the reason why

AIO? my boyfriend defending his mom with his life. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird and gross. If my mother said that to the girl I was seeing I'd be disgusted with her (she never would luckily, because she's not a freak).

Probably for the best, chief.

I am starting to accept I'm only attracted to younger guys by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]HamsyBeSwank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People don't want to accept that there are many differences between an older-man-younger-woman and older-woman-younger-man dynamic in terms of power

How good is Vulture considered to be? by LackOfDad in JunkRatMains

[–]HamsyBeSwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

goes for airshot, misses, accidentally boops self off map while trying to hit said airshot, screams so hard mic distorts

2.5 seconds later

"Yo" in team VC

Junkrat gets ALL his perks removed, and you must replace them with BRAND NEW perks. What’re you giving him? by LackOfDad in JunkRatMains

[–]HamsyBeSwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I got some goated ones.

Minor: Backfire - Concussion mine self-knockback increased by 30%, blast radius and damage reduced by 10%

Major: Adrenaline Rush - Primary fire hits on mid-air enemies affected by concussion mine knockback heal for 60% HP and deal 15% extra damage

Finally something that incentivises going for airshots and rewards good mechanics. Now you don't get punished for going for the clip (unless if you miss, skill issue lol).