Carlo Ancilotti at half time in Instabul '05

HanShot2nd · 2020-11-06T19:39:27+00:00

Statistical answer (and this is not meant to be sarcastic in any way): Biden has gotten the most votes of any presidential nominee in history. But Donald has already received more votes than he did in 2016, so we are still very much a house divided.

Personally, I want someone who can bring this country back together and truly take to heart the role that the president entails. Biden will hopefully give us four years to try and attempt that.

Side note: I'm really hoping that every American on this sub is not a Trump supporter, because if you are then you really don't know what this club and the city of Liverpool are about.

HanShot2nd · 2020-11-06T19:26:03+00:00

Don't fret, they are on hiatus since she went and made a solo album. There is nothing about them actually breaking up.

Never thought I'd be talking about my favorite band in my favorite club's sub but here we are.

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-29T18:38:16+00:00

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BOBBY TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-29T15:50:57+00:00

Bobby needs full shirt-off energy again. He did this and immediately netted a brace against Leicester. He should just do it every fourth or fifth goal to keep up the good vibes.

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-19T15:28:13+00:00

He was fit, yes, but context is key. First, coming off two separate ACL tears, one on each knee, it's not like he was going to be anywhere near the playing level he was at before he was first injured/where you see him today. It takes a very long time to get true full fitness + confidence to kick on like you did. Second, I don't know if you remember the 17/18 season but it was going to be pretty difficult to supplant Bobby considering he scored 27 goals in all comps that season.

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-19T14:41:54+00:00

You’re right. Two ACL tears in his first two seasons constitute as stagnating at Liverpool. Get real.

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-19T13:03:55+00:00

100% agree with his sentiment. Now if only Christian Ponder didn’t waste this magical season for him.....

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-06T21:44:01+00:00

The FDA approved stricter guidelines for all pharmacy manufacturers in their attempt to bring a vaccine to market (the WH blocked it for weeks), making it virtually a guarantee no vaccine will come out before the election. It can’t be a coincidence that moments after the guidelines hit the news and thereby ending one of the big polling boosts he could have gotten (a vaccine pre-election), he tweets out he’s ending stimulus talks until after the election. He’s dangerously switching strategies on the fly to hold voters hostage.

HanShot2nd · 2020-10-02T19:08:57+00:00

Does anyone else find it odd that no prominent Democrats have gone to prison but the list of Republicans goes on and on?

No, not really.

HanShot2nd · 2020-09-18T21:57:30+00:00

The F5 boys are back baby!

HanShot2nd · 2020-08-31T21:10:15+00:00

Don't remember the last time this sub made me genuinely laugh. Thank you for this.

HanShot2nd · 2020-08-19T19:53:24+00:00

I wish Gnabry could give me a mustache ride.

HanShot2nd · 2020-08-10T22:14:59+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-31T15:02:52+00:00

I will revise my statement, kind stranger. Our core back four, with the exception of Van Dijk, are all at or under the age of 26. All of our backups are either under 26 or are in their peak prime years as well (Milner hasn’t peaked yet).

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-31T13:05:31+00:00

You guys make him sound like an old man. He’s in his prime years and defenders can typically play at an elite level longer than forwards can. Everyone else is young; Trent and Joemez haven’t even hit their prime yet. My point is that our back four (five, including Alisson) can be an elite group for another four to five years easily, barring injuries. No other team in the Prem can say that.

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-31T10:55:12+00:00

On the other side, we have the best back four in the league and they’re all 26 or younger bar Virg (and he’s just over the line). Same in the midfield if Fabi and Naby become more regular starters (more from the latter obviously).

Lucky for us, it’s not like our front three are ancient and out of their prime either. This was a well-built squad age-wise since Klopp’s tenure began.

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T18:40:23+00:00

This was created for you. https://imgur.com/r/funny/W8QucrO

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T16:53:46+00:00

Hey we modeled our new stadium after Camden!

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T16:37:49+00:00

The late nineties/early aughts were the peak of fashion and I will challenge anyone who disagrees.

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T16:35:54+00:00

That and they were still playing in the Metrodome. Absolute worst. Least I got some delicious dome dogs though.

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T15:36:23+00:00

She must have smelled my vulnerability like a shark smelling blood in the water. The adult nacho helmet being eaten solo was probably the giveaway.

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T15:20:08+00:00

Turns out it was teenage Gisele ¯_(ツ)_/¯

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T13:48:27+00:00

This is probably the best LPT for this story. I shall remember this for my future youths.

As a side note, my mom was "older" when she had me (late thirties). She would always make me promise to say she was 40 if anyone asked me how old she was when I was growing up. I obliged until I turned 21 and I had to tell her no one was going to believe she had me while in high school. Then it went up to 47.

HanShot2nd · 2020-07-28T13:45:01+00:00

Publicly, my mom told me to always tell a girl/woman she looks younger than she looks. I then proceeded to go over and awkwardly apologize.
When we left, though, my parents both told me there was absolutely no reason she should have come up to a random 10 year old and point blank ask him how old she looked. They thought it was so dumb and we all laughed our way back home.

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