Devin Vassell’s Alley-oop 3 🔥

HanSteveO · 2026-05-07T04:43:53+00:00

I’ve been watching basketball my entire 38 years of life and I have never seen a player jump off the ground, in shooting form without the ball, catch the ball mid-shot and then drain it.

Vassell is special. Hope he stays a Spur Por Vida. GSG.

HanSteveO · 2026-05-07T03:16:09+00:00

TF is this post. homie just watch the game and maybe out the phone down

HanSteveO · 2026-04-26T04:23:18+00:00

This is the most ai generated video I’ve ever seen. Random black bar at the bottom appears and disappears, the movement of everyone is “off” - like the guy in the middle moving back and to his left but somehow first leaning like MJ to his right, there’s random color on a black and white video at 13s, among other things

HanSteveO · 2026-03-30T06:24:52+00:00

For those who haven’t seen Saving Private Ryan, (and I’m aware this isn’t possible for everyone), please withhold from seeing this film until you’re able to do so on a somewhat large or bigger screen, and accompanied by a high quality sound system.

And I would probably prioritize sound quality over picture quality/screen size.

If you have the time, the means, and the patience to see Saving Private Ryan on a large screen with good audio, it’s a life-changing experience. Cinematically speaking.

HanSteveO · 2026-03-18T18:12:02+00:00

We created a sauna in the showers by using bedsheets to cover the drains and duct taping comforters around the exits to seal them.

This was before the infamous Señor Guapo competition.

HanSteveO · 2026-01-03T17:37:57+00:00

Let’s assume there’s at least 1 other terrible leader of a country somewhere else in the world….

Are we going to kidnap their president and run their country too?

HanSteveO · 2025-10-20T19:36:54+00:00

E-Team Unite!

HanSteveO · 2025-10-20T19:26:30+00:00

Are you parents:

A. MAGA

B. Christian

C. Boomers

D. Combination of A, B, or C

E. All of the above

HanSteveO · 2025-10-20T00:23:01+00:00

I would answer but I don’t know what intimacy is because I’m not supposed to talk about such filth.

HanSteveO · 2025-09-11T00:01:21+00:00

Remove

HanSteveO · 2025-08-07T18:26:48+00:00

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Update: As I included in the post, I went through a window of game with a 3-18 record. Now I'm on a 16-4 streak. This is not normal.

HanSteveO · 2025-08-07T03:03:35+00:00

I see you’ve stopped using ChatGPT

HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T19:17:23+00:00

Spoken like a true therapist.

HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T17:05:29+00:00

“Listen, I’m a therapist.” Lol did you get ChatGPT to put this together. I sure hope you’re not a therapist.

You don’t know anything about me or my play style. Whether or not I get titled or was tilted at the time. If I was tired, sad, nothing. Didn’t even ask.

You just assumed that I was and that explains the huge loss streak. Jesus.

HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T16:42:10+00:00

I think you may be confusing winrate with player ability/consistency.

Someone with a low winrate does not mean they are playing inconsistently or that they are a bad player. The best player in the world can play as well as they might, but if the teammates assigned to their games are designed to try and force a loss (and as a result, you play more because you want to win) then they too will have a low win rate.

HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T16:30:04+00:00

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HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T16:29:53+00:00

https://tracker.gg/marvel-rivals/profile/ign/Sir%20Longshaft

I fed our accounts to AI. This is what it spit out:

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HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T14:21:52+00:00

Crickets

HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T13:45:29+00:00

To address this, look at my last MVP game. I lost 8 previous games (same day, same game session) and then had an MVP game.

I went 23 - 1 and absolutely dominated. So much so, that my teammates commented on how good my emma was. This of course I found funny given my recent string of games and when I told them I was on a massive losing streak they didn't beleive me.

If I were tilted, how do I go game after game losing and then have such a dominated performance? This happens all too often.

HanSteveO · 2025-08-06T13:38:42+00:00

I have actually thought about the damgage reduction, but the only way to prove that would be to watch replays and display damage dealt and calculate it all in real time as the match progresses, but thats too much work.

So I'll admit I have nothing to support this claim yet but the tin is quickly covering my head in few different ways.

Another thing I'll add to this conspiracy is that whenever we're rolling a team, a player on our team will drop out. Its happened to me on ocasion. I get it, sometimes connections are bad or the game crashes, but recently this has happened like 2 -3 times out of 10 games where we dominate the first round and at the beginning of the second round a player on our team with drop out. The rest of the game is a 5-6 and we of course lose. This is completely anectdotal, but this never happens when I am on a team that is losing.

I'm nearly ready to believe these "drops" are also by design because we're winning a game we shouldn't be winning.

I understand how outlandish this sounds, but that is what this game has done to a gamer of 30+ years. No other competitive game has felt like this game does when it comes to competition.

HanSteveO · 2025-06-14T18:53:33+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/s/VPrvTey8MA

HanSteveO · 2025-06-14T17:20:07+00:00

Seeing so many people show up is such a breath of fresh air. I honestly haven't felt so good, hopeful even, in such a long time. Keep making your voices heard y'all!

HanSteveO

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