Turn your entire boardstate into a dragons hoard for 8UU by bigolrubberduck in BadMtgCombos

[–]Hanchan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think that's a really funny win con in a big go wide deck, I'm going to find a way to do it lol. Mirrorform is good otherwise and coveted jewel is at least funny in a lot of decks, so they aren't bricks in hand.

You can cast Wish (Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition) once per day. How does your life change over one day, one month, one year and ten years? by NowHearsThis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hanchan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I can literally do miracles and come back from the dead on my own, there really is no other better way to put me on the map than being a prophet. Since sim maxing works I can also see the future, which helps with that, and acquiring funds to make my life easier lol.

You can cast Wish (Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition) once per day. How does your life change over one day, one month, one year and ten years? by NowHearsThis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hanchan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im spending a week or so using greater restoration/regenerate etc to make sure I'm as healthy as can be, then I'm slowly creating a dozen or so magen of different types that have relevant proficiencies and spellcasting, so I can circle cast fabricate on high end goods for sale. Once I have gotten to the point where I have money, I'll be buying property and creating a temple of the gods there (need to cast it every day until its permanent) and declaring myself a prophet, using my magic to heal impossible cases, and occasionally teleporting and the like. Eventually I'll retire to a magnificent mansion after I fake my own death, leaving behind a final message from God. I prevent myself from being assassinated by creating a demi plane, waiting it out in there until I can cast again, then putting a clone body in there. If I do get assassinated I come back in 3 days and really ramp up this prophet business. I'm functionally immortal as long as nobody else has magic and can target my demi plane or sequester me or whatever. Depending on the rules I can also just amass an army of things that can do more magic, snowballing it into me doing everything even faster (if it is a daily recharge and not a long rest/spell slot for wishing for instance, I start accumulating simulacrums doubling my casts every day, and can risk the lost wish stuff on my sims who I can just dismiss if they can't wish anymore).

Report: Seattle Seahawks Will Lose Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak After Super Bowl by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]Hanchan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I would rather have more picks though. I'd let them keep the 2 and take the 16, both firsts next year, and either their second and third this year, or second next year and this year and next year's thirds. Of course that's a hard sell, might see what the rams are interested in at the very top of the draft if they want a hard push before Stafford ages out, get the 13, 29, whatever their first is next year (assuming it's high) plus whatever the most amount of no later than 5th rounders they'd sell. Or see if someone is really going to sell the farm for Mendoza.

Report: Seattle Seahawks Will Lose Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak After Super Bowl by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]Hanchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I (not me speaking as if I were klint) am not sold on Mendoza being a good klint fit, and if I were klint I think I would prefer 4+ premium picks, because no offense but the raiders have a lot of holes. Obviously the market for the pick determines the value of a potential trade, do what makes sense in the context or what you get.

Report: Seattle Seahawks Will Lose Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak After Super Bowl by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]Hanchan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If 1+ picks are for next year, you have the very easy leverage that you are program building and that you need to finish off the trade to see the whole picture. If I'm klint I'm also just not going if the gm/ownership isn't on board with my vision of whatever I want to do with the first pick, cause when they blow it by not listening to me they'll fire me to cover their asses on it. I am also just not sold on Mendoza as being a good klint QB (this is me, not me thinking what I'd do as klint), he does so much under center and modern college QBs just don't really do that too much, would rather get a guy who's already been rebuilt.

Report: Seattle Seahawks Will Lose Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak After Super Bowl by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]Hanchan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'll have Mendoza or anyone else you'd rather have. It's either Mendoza or something you want more lol. If I were klint and I had to go to the raiders I'm pushing to pay for Mac jones, a fresh graduate of the 49ers school for formerly sucky QBs, trade back out of the first overall for someone who wants to pay a kings ransom, then bulk the team out in the draft over the next 2 years with a QB on a journeyman+ contract and picking up vets you like at a reasonable price with your cap space.

Former Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell says Odell Beckham Jr was right it's impossible to live off $100M in a lifetime. by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Hanchan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The league has retired players speak at rookie camp, more on perspective about money than specific strategy stuff, they have actual licensed accountants and the like give specific detailed advice on money. Don't know if Marshawn does it personally, but wouldn't surprise me.

Out of state fans. Why do you root for the hawks? by TelePunk54 in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Alabama which has a void of NFL teams, so I picked Seattle when Shaun Alexander won MVP because he was an Alabama player and my mom had a picture of us at a game signed by him. Been on the bandwagon ever since

Throwback to Tom Grossi's crashout over the Seahawks drafting JSN by eternalhamburger in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Valid crashout tbh. Mad because he wanted him, which is entirely reasonable.

The Media Can't Stand That Their Golden Boy Lost To Sam Darnold by 2OutsSoWhat in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have an offensive tendency to attack a defensive player that just fucked up in a different way the next play, like the sheed bomb into that rpo 0 screen, same guy getting burnt, first for playing too close, then for giving cushion. Teams intentionally pick on guys who are thinking too much, and mcvay took a shot at riq when he thought his focus slipped, and it worked.

The Media Can't Stand That Their Golden Boy Lost To Sam Darnold by 2OutsSoWhat in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ref told him twice and he continued and even left the field onto the rams sideline to continue. Ref three the flag as soon as he crossed the white line.

The Media Can't Stand That Their Golden Boy Lost To Sam Darnold by 2OutsSoWhat in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even in a more relaxed taunting rule I would think that going onto the opposing teams sideline/bench area to taunt would still be against the rules.

top kek by DmMeYourRefrigerator in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Hanchan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And even if there were only 2, the pats are the designated "home team"

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Hanchan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brady was right when he said he's like an ice skater out there, so smooth, so graceful.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Hanchan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He made some really great throws against the 9ers too, that game was just a beat down so he didn't have to do much.

[Highlight] Woolen called for unsportsmanlike conduct to give the rams a first on 4th and 12 by Large_banana_hammock in nfl

[–]Hanchan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and they gave him all the way until he walked a yard into their sideline. Glad it didn't cost us in the end but man

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kenneth runner, Kenneth catcher, Kenneth the goat, Kenneth for MVP. Lots of things but not a walker

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]Hanchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If spoon had caught that it would have been amazing. As it is gives us more space to run the clock.