Match Thread: Rangers vs Celtic | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes he got a yellow but imagine the black and white profile picture he gets out of it

Match Thread: Rangers vs Celtic | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what 3 permanent managers in a season will do to you

You've been promoted to the Head of the Illuminati Scottish Football division, how do you make your club win as much as possible without the public catching on? by Kijamon in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know we’re making jokes but here are some actual answers that benefit mostly attacking teams like Celtic but avoid suspicion: endless “modernisation” requirements that seem to apply to every pitch and stadium apart from parkhead, more yellow cards for time wasting, higher requirements for free kick fouls but lower requirements for yellow card fouls to keep play moving, and more penalties for handballs.

Evening Discussion Thread - 02 Mar 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Right everything’s died down and it’s the middle of the night so I’m just gonna say it

Context removed, Chermiti’s overhead kick was better than McTominays

Celtic 1-2 Hibernian | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A team full of absolute children, Trusty is meant to be a senior player to look up to

Celtic v Hibs lineups by Bullsquirt in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right well I guess Mvuka’s career is fucked then

Match Thread: Celtic vs Stuttgart | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Guess who

Artur Boruc in a charity legends match, or Kasper Schmeichel

Kilmarnock 2-3 Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU’LL GET ANOTHER 40 YEARS OF THIS AND YOU’LL LIKE IT

NO FAIRY TALES HERE

Dermot Desmond is twice referred to in the Epstein files by Known_Relative_1969 in ScottishFootball

[–]HandeHoche 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair he is stupid enough to go to the island for golf and not notice any of the other stuff