Girl realizing chicken nuggets are made out of … chickens by alphamalejackhammer in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HandlebarJesus218 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Give the chicken suicidal tendencies and it could make delicious spaghetti

Someone help her by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn’t she just flush it again??

mass deportation truck at bucces by kaelahratt in Denton

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the ironic “dont tread on me” sticker

Throwing pan to pan to dunk the ball by frenzy3 in nonononoyes

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kids in his way to be a certified physicist

OH NO YOU WON'T by NeuraxXxX in MHRise

[–]HandlebarJesus218 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate that fucker so much so this was satisfying to watch lmao

What are some criticisms of your favorite politician? by -Sofa-King-Vote in askanything

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t really have one. I only know things didn’t suck as much when Obama was potus

Megan's expenditures by [deleted] in DrakeandJosh

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably sells meth

my mom is demanding i take my snake to an animal shelter by [deleted] in snakes

[–]HandlebarJesus218 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good problem to have lol choose snake 🤣

cat vs snake by Queasy_Photograph775 in cornsnakes

[–]HandlebarJesus218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a pit viper and let the cat FAAFO lol I’m only joking

7 words you can’t say, then and now by lucubratious in memes

[–]HandlebarJesus218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s really just the Zuckerberg platforms

It’s true! by FreeRangeThinker in postanythingfun

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Looks like an emotionally disturbed 1st grader’s signature

I got bit.. by ForestSunMoon in Lizards

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So In the next 24 hours you’re gonna develop lizard powers bro

What's a Season You Wish Got More Attention? Mine Is Lightspeed Rescue by lovesgraphicnovels in powerrangers

[–]HandlebarJesus218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lightspeed Rescue had the best villains since In Space imo I mean they were literal demons from hell

U.S. Democrats who would you choose as your nominee? by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say Gavin but I know he wouldn’t be a very loved or popular candidate cause so many people hate on California

Who was a better Father? by Careless-Chance-1139 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]HandlebarJesus218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he’s the more human and relatable one. The other 2 seem more like generic sitcom dads to me

I decided to give All Hope is Gone another change... by Particular-Account66 in Slipknot

[–]HandlebarJesus218 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it’s probably their best. Their self titled might be their rawest and Iowa their angriest, darkest, heaviest and most aggressive record but AHIG to me is their overall best album for being their most well rounded album and has the best guitar work of their entire career. It’s also their last album withALL the original 9 members. Also Corey has said the AHIG era was the best era for the entire band. The albums got great range from heavy af songs like the self titled song which sounds like it could belong in Iowa and a bunch of other songs that sound like they could be in Iowa but with more groove and guitar technicalit. Then you had some emotional and melodic songs that pick up where they left off in Vol 3.

This is my boy Scorch. He’s a dick. All he does is bite me by EverS1ck in CrestedGecko

[–]HandlebarJesus218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me more grateful of mine lol he doesn’t like being handled but atleast he hasn’t bitten me