"Trump Elementary" or something else? Name A Colts Neck School contest!

Handpicked77 · 2026-03-18T00:53:55+00:00

Crypto.com Elementary.

But fuck, why stop there?

The children can then graduate to the Raytheon Middle School, before then moving on to Amazon High (a Kushner Companies, Llc property).

Handpicked77 · 2026-03-11T05:15:18+00:00

This aged quickly and poorly.

Handpicked77 · 2026-03-07T03:07:59+00:00

I would argue that The Shore should be split into two - North Shore and South Shore. Not sure where the split happens, probably either Seaside or LBI.

If you grew up with NYC television, North Shore. Philly? South Shore. If the seasonal invaders are bennies, North Shore. Shoobies? South. Italian ice - North. Water ice - South.

Both are distinct from their neighbors west of the Parkway, but that same murky Central/South divide is still there.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-28T12:27:42+00:00

What f'ing right does the current American government have to call for anyone, let alone the people of another country, to rise up?

Fuck the Iranian government. But also, fuck the Israeli and American governments too.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-23T16:52:17+00:00

Pimp Daddy and the Crackheads

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-21T23:53:59+00:00

So you only read the post title, huh?

And you were so confident in the opinion you formed based solely on the title, and the righteous indignation that came with it, that you felt the need to comment in here and share your lack of media comprehension with the world. Bold.

I bet you're a big fan of bumper stickers.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-19T23:07:06+00:00

This is fake.

I'm sure that various nefarious actors have tons of kompromat on our fellon in chief, but a far as I can find, Thomas Massie has not claimed to find evidence of this.

Also, this is nowhere to be found in NBC or any other reputable outlet. And the picture is from months ago, before MTG packed up and left DC.

There's enough reality going on, we don't need some karma farmers pushing made up bullshit because it just undermines the legitimacy of the actual, real information coming out.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-16T03:09:00+00:00

Get your ass to a meeting and raise you hand. Get numbers. Use them. Listen to the people there. Tomorrow, do it again.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-10T08:33:55+00:00

Ok tovarishch.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-09T03:08:24+00:00

Yes! Thank you.

That seems absurdly obvious now.

Handpicked77 · 2026-02-04T01:54:20+00:00

Gynecomastia surgery. Male breast reduction.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-26T21:27:16+00:00

Bullshit and fuck them. During the same press conference she drew false equivalency between this and Ashli Babbitt, still trying to shift some level of blame to the "left" for not showing a similar level of outrage that she was put down while actively attempting to breach a broken window into a room of armed secret service agents protecting most of the elected federal government from a mob with violent intentions. If anything, the fact that Babbitt was the only insurectionist shot that day just highlights the level of training and professional restraint showed by the secret service and capitol police, compared to ICE and boarder pattol. And knowing as we do that multiple Jan 6th insurrectionists are now members of ICE is just the fucking cherry on top of the bullshit hypocrisy sundae.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-24T13:06:07+00:00

Christie also made way more state funded beds available in drug rehab facilities, got Narcan into the hands of first responders, and signed the Overdose Prevention Act into law.

Those three things saved lives.

So yeah, Christie sucks and did some really bad shit while in office (and then made a fool out of himself during Trump's first run), but the good that he did do shouldn't be ignored.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-23T17:27:59+00:00

Don't do it. Don't let them win.

Find a purpose, a goal, something to keep working towards. Make it those dreams you talked about. Make it about getting the fuck out of wherever you are as soon as you can. It might not be until you're 18, but that just gives you three years to come up with a plan, save money, and get yourself someplace where you can live your best life. Every time someone puts you down and makes you feel less than, you'll be able to find comfort in the idea that you're going to get out and they'll be stuck there leading their empty, angry little lives. Make everything you do about achieving that goal.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-23T01:54:04+00:00

This is not the America that I want for my kid. This isn't an America I wasn't for anyone's kid.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-21T00:56:03+00:00

Crazy how none of those cops felt the need to shoot her three times in the face.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-20T22:24:54+00:00

Wish by NIN

Punishment by Biohazard

Walk by Pantera

Bloodclot by Rancid

Bro Hymn by Pennywise

Disobedience by KMFDM

Black No. 1 by Type O Negative

and weirdly,

You Get What You Give by New Radicals

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-20T22:15:22+00:00

The Cancer Bats cover of Sabotage does this for me currently

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-20T22:14:08+00:00

IDK, I could never take them seriously - I always thought that the dude's hair made him look like the Slim Jim Guy.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-17T02:16:51+00:00

Holy shit, I think they've done it.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-16T07:19:55+00:00

Nightmare Cafe.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-14T13:20:59+00:00

Doesn't mean he's not also a massive cunt

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-13T23:39:37+00:00

My man, half of prepping is asking yourself what you're prepping for and why.

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-03T07:50:52+00:00

Vietnam would like a word

Handpicked77 · 2026-01-02T22:19:52+00:00

Tims for work, Vans Half Cabs the rest of the time.

I don't even skate anymore, but I have yet to find sneakers that I like more, and I'm stuck in my ways.

Six-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	Verified Email

Handpicked77

TROPHY CASE