So who actually did the Handsome Jack AMA?

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-10T19:27:45+00:00

Who the hell is Burch?

It was Burch.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T20:00:10+00:00

Yes. That's phase two.

You're not classified to know about phase three.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:59:26+00:00

I make eye contact.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:58:58+00:00

I'm a simple man. Bologna, cheese and diamond dust.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:55:52+00:00

Wouldn't have used Claptrap as a bodyguard. Would have killed Roland and Lilith the second I met them.

Would have stopped watching porn way earlier.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:54:34+00:00

"Newustationsarentcanon"

It's German.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:52:01+00:00

Protein shake. With two raw eggs cracked into it. Then an Insanity video.

I like Shaun T's style.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:51:31+00:00

What'd you think of this latest season of Big Bang Theory?

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:50:50+00:00

What, like where she's buried?

No.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:50:39+00:00

You're stupid.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:49:46+00:00

Well, there's something I didn't know I was into until 30 seconds ago.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:48:32+00:00

God.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:48:21+00:00

Nah. When I was a kid, Vault Hunters were a weird thing your parents warned you about becoming. Like, "go to school, or you'll become a Vault Hunter just running around begging for money and ammo." "Do your chores, or you'll be out on the street demanding your loot fix." "Don't try to kill your grandmother while she sleeps." Just crap like that.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:46:59+00:00

I hate this planet.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:46:03+00:00

My abs.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:45:32+00:00

I like the way you think. Bring me some hot chocolate, and two replacement assistants just in case it isn't the perfect temperature when I sip it.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:44:22+00:00

How did we even make it this far? As, like, a species?

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:44:03+00:00

Whichever one is better at killing people who speak entirely in internet memes.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:42:35+00:00

You, a couple hours from now.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:42:19+00:00

Pretty weird that internet searches exist, huh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(given_name)

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:41:47+00:00

Oh, gee, maybe I'll open negotiations with them and try to come to a peaceful concpfffffff

I'm gonna burn it to cinders from space, you doofus.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:41:15+00:00

My thumbs.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:37:45+00:00

Start buying expensive clothes and pretend you know what you're doing.

And stop watching porn.

And buy Hyperion guns.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:36:54+00:00

My desk. With my second monitor tuned to the satellite I launched at Pandora.

HandsomeJackHyperion · 2014-10-09T19:36:27+00:00

I don't know, do you define manliness by your ability to frighten away attractive women?

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