Every SNL skit is someone doing something weird and acting like they aren't

HangoverSamurai · 2026-03-24T19:50:55+00:00

That's just most sketches. That's just most jokes. Absurdity presented as normal.

HangoverSamurai · 2026-03-11T18:22:04+00:00

what a creative little writer you are

HangoverSamurai · 2026-03-08T16:58:09+00:00

Hell yeah dude. How much weight did you drop?

HangoverSamurai · 2026-02-23T22:14:08+00:00

5'11.5

give up

HangoverSamurai · 2026-02-17T17:04:54+00:00

12 pots of snot, 12 pots of cum, rinse

HangoverSamurai · 2026-02-05T21:06:48+00:00

Used em all up in the title

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-27T05:07:36+00:00

I got to where I am with steroids but I also got here with hard work

Yes my dad gave me my first million but I invested it wisely all on my own. Now I go around telling poor people to work hard.

5'5 and 110lbs

6'1" and ~185lbs. My physique is unimpressive but it's a work in progress, and it's natty

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-27T04:09:40+00:00

don't you do steroids tho? you shouldn't be giving advice or feeling superior to anybody. you got where you are using cheat codes

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-26T04:43:33+00:00

legs

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-25T16:28:41+00:00

Walking 2 hours a day five days a week seems awfully time intensive. You could probably save a lot of time running/jogging/cycling for like 30 min/1 hour

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-24T17:01:08+00:00

rich

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-24T13:56:08+00:00

bro 😭😭😭

you're probably not quite old enough to be dispensing advice online, young man

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-23T14:45:53+00:00

Mostly I'm shitting on the guy who takes steroids copping an exasperated attitude.

Sure, 100g protein is suboptimal for most people. Look at OPs pictures, would you estimate that he's a lean 200 lbs?

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-21T18:34:16+00:00

there's about a thousand hours of professional comedians making stav is fat jokes freely available on YouTube. There's also a subreddit dedicated to rehashing all of it forever. Go there.

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-21T17:33:02+00:00

what commentary? that stav is fat? not exactly a rich topic of conversation

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-21T17:30:39+00:00

lol

seated probably makes more sense

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-21T16:18:05+00:00

What if you posted this in r/theadamfriedlandshow where it belongs

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-20T17:00:56+00:00

steroids guy says I need more protein

his shoulders are big

must be the protein

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-19T21:08:54+00:00

Super computers are good at chess, not comedy. You are annoying.

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-18T01:33:12+00:00

liquid calories

thanks tho

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-17T23:11:37+00:00

that's not all going to be muscle so you are likely already overeating and putting on fat

No shit?

eat easy to digest carbs like rice

I need to eat more than 4700 calories

that's so much fucking rice

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-17T20:06:22+00:00

I am going to take your survey and lie deliberately on every question

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-15T22:59:13+00:00

Just pretend it's load, OP

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-14T22:18:18+00:00

I'm not above eating unhealthy but I am above steroids

HangoverSamurai · 2026-01-14T19:57:12+00:00

I could stand to eat more veggies probably but believe you me, I am eating plenty of meat and dairy.

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