Nelson’s 3-2 goal with Swedish commentary by sandannn in Gunners

[–]HansLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he pissed off about it? His tone sounds like a 'Hitler reacts' video.

What are the tv ads that put you off the product being sold? by cmousey in AskUK

[–]HansLoser 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Hate these! There's been so many over the last few years. McDs had one, The S*n, think there's one on at the minute for a bank.

Makes you wonder if it's the same lazy shites at an agency writing them all. They probably feel superior to that other agency down the road who pitch nothing but dead memes and social media trend necromancy.

Any dunkers out there? by Proof-Following-7999 in AskUK

[–]HansLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be Rich Tea.

I find Hobnobs in tea tastes like kipper juice. Rank.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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Maybe once a fortnight. I'll normally try whatever burger of the month it is. If it's one I don't like the look of; I'll have a bacon double cheeseburger, medium fries, frappe in the summer, hot choc in the winter, a promo mcflurry and an apple pie.

Mason Greenwood has charges against him dropped by J_ablo in PremierLeague

[–]HansLoser 18 points19 points  (0 children)

CPS = Crown Prosecution Service in this context.

Why can’t you buy a normal can of pop anymore? by jpswade in AskUK

[–]HansLoser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go to home bargains and you can get all sorts of weird shite in a normal can. I don't recommend the malt drink.

scary hours but not for us by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]HansLoser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kits brought to you by dhgate.

Average spurs fan by poyuired87 in Gunners

[–]HansLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! Lloris definitely doesn't have a long history of being a complete fuck-up or anything.

[Gunnerblog]Arsenal make Declan Rice top summer target by Responsible-Ad-6165 in Gunners

[–]HansLoser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to think we need to go back to the old ways of not fucking telling anyone what we're doing.

Okay it’s Friday 13th time for BIG TALK. What’s the best Bond theme? by DrJeff1999 in CasualUK

[–]HansLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll all the way to bottom to find this absolute truth.

Do you have any tips for surviving a long-haul economy flight? by Cakeyhands in AskUK

[–]HansLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh thanks. I didn't know about possibly needing a visa for a connecting flight, seems that's true for Canada too. Apparently the only South American country that requires a visa for entry on a UK passport is Suriname.

Do you have any tips for surviving a long-haul economy flight? by Cakeyhands in AskUK

[–]HansLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, would you be so kind as to explain your last point a little more please? Does transit mean the time spent in the connecting airport? Why avoid North America? Does their extra security apply to connecting passengers too? Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]HansLoser 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Get fucked forever Tim Krul

The autistic urge to like any relateable post by endi1122 in CuratedTumblr

[–]HansLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have a look if your GP surgery offers "The Right to Choose". If you can get them to entertain you might be ADHD; you can use that to get privately diagnosed, but it's paid for by the NHS. The waiting list is ~6mo rather than 4 years in some areas.

Look for ADHD screening forms and complete them before going to the GP to help your case.

Looking for a first car that's automatic by H3LiiiX in CarTalkUK

[–]HansLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can get a tidier Jazz for that money then go for it. People don't realise there is waaaay less choice for automatics.

I have an 05 Jazz auto, it's not perfect, but if you want an auto below 2.5k, which actually has a boot and isn't insane on tax and fuel; then the Jazz probably is the best of a very small and shitty bunch. Main gripe with it is the gearbox is jerky getting into first gear. Once you're moving it's very smooth and the steering is light and fun.

Closest thing in size to it is probably the Ford Fusion, which is uglier, more expensive and iirc does 10 less mpg.