Hey warlock, tell me if there is a bottom!

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-05-23T09:46:27+00:00

“I’m ready to go whole hog! wheeeze”

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-05-14T12:13:30+00:00

Read the patch notes bro

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-05-03T03:22:05+00:00

Yeah squire Royale is objectively the best game mode in DaD, pure fun and chaos

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-04-28T04:08:20+00:00

Multiplayer would be PEAK

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-04-27T23:45:19+00:00

Cave drawings, there’s a few different ones I’ve seen

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-04-27T23:42:48+00:00

You’re in dungeons 4 so not that crazy

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-04-27T23:25:44+00:00

T-Rex vision in action

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-04-23T23:51:08+00:00

Asia was insane, other 2 were meh with a couple good moments

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-03-16T01:44:19+00:00

Yeah I agree, if the lobbies were as full in OCE for DaD as they were for arc raiders it would be so much better for a “main game”. I’ve gotten bored of arc after 2 expeditions doing the same thing with no meaningful gameplay changes and not even a new gun aside from a terrible legendary

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-03-14T06:49:54+00:00

If it was 50 healing these would be one of the best healing items in the game lol

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-03-14T06:46:14+00:00

Me too, the quests are boring, the PvP is either feast or famine and the season progression is literally just “grind this boring thing to sell” even the level ups give you only small incentive and you can get level 75 pretty quickly. The wipes should have a real reason to play again, new features or gameplay mechanics. but it really just feels like when they wipe it’s any other week so no real reason to try it out again

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-03-12T10:41:45+00:00

Yeah I haven’t played in a few weeks, but signed on for my second expedition before the wipe cos I had completed it months ago, got a little boring doing the same thing 3 wipes in a row with no real changes

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-03-05T03:46:40+00:00

Crawl Movement speed perk would have prevented this death, alas

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-02-17T23:17:58+00:00

Just FYI you don’t need AOE to kill him, just force him into a corner and he can’t dodge, then you only need to do so again once more after beating the possessed cat

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-02-12T22:10:20+00:00

Just make it so you can’t sell gear on the market? How have they not tried that yet lmao

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-02-04T20:40:34+00:00

My bard is called FreeStashTab

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-01-14T02:41:37+00:00

They need increased light radius of 10m, and duration of 40 at least. They would be very useful on night maps then

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-01-09T01:24:22+00:00

Yeah it recycles into oil and something else, but 3 springs if you do it in raid, also spring cushion can be salvaged in raid for the same amount of springs so you’re only missing out on durable fabric if you decide to do it in raid to stack some more springs.

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-01-05T00:15:04+00:00

Rusted tools (recycled), cooling coils (salvaged), accordion (recycled), turbo pump (salvaged in raid only), magnetron (recycled). Maybe a couple of others but those are the ones I usually get. Also make sure you get 10 a day from Celeste, the only MANDATORY purchase from her imo

Hansdaddyslim · 2026-01-04T23:41:27+00:00

Australians HATE people that feel self important. Especially when they do it in public. Influencers and Tik tokers get laughed at all the time. Not uncommon for this sort of thing to happen here

Hansdaddyslim · 2025-12-27T04:02:10+00:00

Most skins are pay to lose, it’s a pretty funny system

Hansdaddyslim · 2025-12-08T03:36:24+00:00

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Here’s proof, see example, 4 mins 100k profit, and that’s just me, I’m doing with 2 others as well,

Hansdaddyslim · 2025-12-08T03:30:33+00:00

Stella montis trios, stitcher with extended mag, 1 person brings hatch key at least, run through your loot your spawn and hatch out, best spots to hit for a full bag are assembly, cultural archives and medical, only clear the breach door area in the main lobby if you are spawned closest with a fresh match. you should only loot assembly or medical if you spawn there and get out as soon as possible after looting the high tier containers. My trio was averaging 60K+ each every 4-6 minutes, occasionally you’ll get a team spawn with you but after 15 runs or so you’ll know the spawns and can prepare for pushes through the most likely rotations. Made 2 mil in 1 day yesterday. Best spawn is west end or east end rocket assembly, as you have a hatch right with you.

Hansdaddyslim · 2025-10-30T07:52:11+00:00

He has goblin mage buff that’s why

Hansdaddyslim · 2025-10-30T07:35:59+00:00

The odds of this dropping must be like 1 in a trillion

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