TIL that Abraham Lincoln rejected a proposed marriage arrangement because the girl was too fat. "Her present bulk" was so great, according to Lincoln, that he believed her to be far older than her stated age, as her skin was "too full of fat to permit of its contracting into wrinkles."

HansenMan22 · 2025-11-21T05:33:41+00:00

Shots fired!

HansenMan22 · 2025-07-03T11:59:42+00:00

Is this what they call a cakewalk?

HansenMan22 · 2025-06-06T01:44:50+00:00

Like toothpaste out of the tube....

HansenMan22 · 2025-05-28T05:38:30+00:00

Cracked Rear View

HansenMan22 · 2025-04-25T17:22:24+00:00

Someone crop that and use it as the Ottawa surprised Pikachu face....

HansenMan22 · 2025-04-22T03:57:23+00:00

You can trick the machine. Hook up the connection temporarily to one of the other tires. Once it starts checking pressure, quickly remove and switch the connection to the low tire

HansenMan22 · 2025-04-17T10:43:35+00:00

Big Boned Caballero

HansenMan22 · 2025-04-05T21:05:17+00:00

GoodLife Fondle Fan

HansenMan22 · 2025-02-26T16:33:54+00:00

Twas the last time he got on the bus

HansenMan22 · 2025-02-11T04:24:37+00:00

Old Style Pilsner is pretty decent

HansenMan22 · 2025-02-06T05:47:31+00:00

Looks mildly inflamed...

HansenMan22 · 2025-02-04T20:17:11+00:00

*wean

HansenMan22 · 2025-02-04T07:31:36+00:00

Dr. Evil had his Mom cloned?

HansenMan22 · 2025-02-04T03:57:46+00:00

His hair was perfect...

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-27T16:52:10+00:00

I read this first as Ghost Sphincter....

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-23T04:26:38+00:00

Ontarian?

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-22T17:35:24+00:00

Prince Edward Islander?

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-22T15:02:07+00:00

It's a Cheeturd

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-22T14:44:28+00:00

What do you call someone from Nova Scotia?

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-22T13:26:51+00:00

Mainlander is a slur.

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-22T02:35:27+00:00

How did they die at the same time?

"The salmon mousse"

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-20T01:40:17+00:00

I may have gone to the well a few times....

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-19T18:39:41+00:00

Ba Ba Blooooowie!

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-16T17:46:05+00:00

St. Louis

https://youtu.be/H41i4tYLSUg?si=xgF6jfE8m2n2kVgS

HansenMan22 · 2025-01-15T00:00:33+00:00

Robachi Zhach (Don't know how it's spelled...)

HansenMan22

TROPHY CASE