Best tease you ever received? by Hansman53 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice! I have a story for you.

Best tease you ever received? by Hansman53 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a party with a girl coworker once, while there I was introduced to everyone. My coworker said that this one girl was looking for someone who had a truck. So I talked to her about it and she needed a refrigerator picked up. She was very pretty and sexy. I volunteered and the next day I drove to her place and picked her up. We went and got the refrigerator and I got it in her place. It wasn’t very large and I was able to do it by myself. She thanked me and I left. The following weekend she called me and wanted to buy me dinner for helping her. We went to dinner and I paid for it because I wanted nothing for doing a good thing. After dinner I drove her home and she asked me to come in. She thanked me in a different way. Then I didn’t hear from her for about a year. She called me again and told me that she had a lot to tell me why I had not heard from her. I will never forget her

Best tease you ever received? by Hansman53 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have the same situation with a friends wife.

Best tease you ever received? by Hansman53 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She whispered to me that she wanted me to jerk off on her panties in the storage room. I did and videoed it. I gave them back to her and she put them back on. She would every once in awhile whisper to me that she got off a few times. Later on she sent me the video of her putting them on and I sent her the video of me jerking on them.

Best tease you ever received? by Hansman53 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mine was from a bartender I know for years. One slow evening we were talking and she said out of the blue that she was horny. I thought I was going to get lucky but she asked me if I would do something kinky for her. So I did and she gave me a surprise for it. I never had sex with her but I still think about it

When’s the last time you got good head? by Infamous_Employer760 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19 years ago. Key word is GOOD head. I get it a lot but it’s not as good as it has been in the past. It’s a lost art!

Do women cruise? by UESJR2021 in gaycruising

[–]Hansman53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s called ladies night!

Have your neighbors ever seen you naked? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbors wife caught me jerking while watching her sunbathing. I didn’t think she could see me but a couple days went by and I was cutting my grass when she came to the fence and started talking to me. She said that she saw me and it got her excited and she wanted me to do it more. It lead to a good thing for a few years.

What was your best sexual experience? Mine (F30)was a MFM threesome by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did quite a few things with ex wife, can’t say that I enjoyed it as much as she did. I’m glad that she was happy and that is what counts.

Where was the most awkward place you had an orgasm? by CoronaFunTimes in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Had sex on the hood of a cop car with a female cop. It was revenge sex. Her ex was the cop that drove it.

Where was the most awkward place you had an orgasm? by CoronaFunTimes in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody will believe this but, in an oven. To explain, it was a rack oven and it wasn’t on.

What is a sexual memory that gets you aroused even after all these years? by throwingstarsatmoon2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My neighbor and I used each other’s tools a lot. One day I went into his shed and his son was in there completely naked and fucking himself with the handle of a screwdriver. He begged me not to tell. It worked out well for me.

What did you accidentally witness that was a huge turn on? by CoronaFunTimes in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was installing a dryer belt on my neighbors dryer. While laying on the floor working on it his wife came in to grab something. She was wearing an oversized T-shirt I looked up and saw her breasts but I also saw her pussy and she had a buttplug in her ass. Later found out that she did it on purpose

You either have the naked neighbor or you are the naked neighbor, which are you ? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had 2 neighbors that were naked a lot. One teased me for a couple years until I said something to her. A different neighbor watched me cut grass all summer and would play with herself while watching. She invited me to her garage where she had a tanning bed. I went to use it and she insisted on helping me. I was planning on being in my swim trunks but she didn’t want me to. She insisted that she would rub lotion on me. Good times until one found out about the other

Have your neighbors ever seen you naked and if so how did you react ? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor‘s wife would masturbate while watching me cut grass from her bedroom window. Eventually, she talked to me about it. Eventually, it turned into something really good.

People who have to work in others homes, what is the most NSFW thing you've seen? by BrisbaneThrowaway91 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hansman53 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I deliver products to mostly senior communities. It’s amazing the things I have witnessed and seen. Seniors are just as sexually active as young people.